Main | Monday, May 02, 2005

From The Mouths

My niece, almost 4, about whom I've spoken before, had this conversation with my sister last weekend.

Alicia: When Uncle Joe comes, is he bringing his girlfriend?

Mama: No honey, remember I told you Uncle Joe is gay? He likes boys.

Alicia (brightly): Oh! Is he bringing his boyfriend then?

Mama: No sweetie. Uncle Joe doesn't have a boyfriend.

Alicia: Why not?

Mama: I don't know honey. You'll have to ask Uncle Joe.

Alicia (sadly): Is it because he's fat?


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