Whatever they're fer, I'm agin' it!
Do you ever get to point of such complete repulsion for someone that you find yourself taking whatever position is the complete opposite of theirs, on any issue, no matter how ridiculous, just because it feels so satisfying?
The way I feel right now, if the Christian right came out against cooking cats, I'd be inviting all of y'all to a kitty barbeque. Where we'd barbeque kitties. And serve kitty-kabobs. And I'd be wearing an apron that said "Kiss The Kitty Cook!"