Overheard at The Eagle, New York City
Two men are appraising one of the bartenders......
Man 1: Fuck! He is such a hot fuck! Did I tell you what a hot fuck he is?
Man 2: Yeah, but I thought you guys didn't actually fuck?
Man 1: Well, we fucked but we didn't fuck fuck.
Man 2: (shakes head) That's too fuckin' bad.
Man 1: (thoughtfully) But I can still say we fucked, right?
Man 2: (nodding) Oh, fuck yeah!