On The Phone With Joe And Dan
Joe: So, how was your trip to Philly?
Dan: Oh, we had a blast. We were really close to Independence Hall and everything.
Joe: Cool! Did you guys get out to any of the bars?
Dan: Yeah. We checked out that place...Bike Stop...that you told me about. Pretty cool. Nice crowd.
Joe: Yeah, I like-
Dan: Oh, but wait! You are NOT gonna believe who the first person I ran into there when I walked in the door?
Dan: It was the doctor that gave me my colostomy back in Florida last month, I mean can you believe the coinci-
Joe: (panicked) WHAT?
Dan: Yeah, of all the places to run into-
Joe: (heart sinking) Dan! What are you talking about? Colostomy? You had a colostomy? You have colon cancer? When did this start? Why didn't you-
Dan: Oh, wait. Not colostomy. What do I mean? You know the thing with the camera...I got it during my annual physical.
Joe: You dumbshit. That's a COLONOSCOPY, Dan. Colonoscopy.
Dan: There's a difference?
Joe: Well, since I'm assuming that your asshole isn't sewn shut right now, yeah there's a difference!
Dan: Oh, whatever. So anyway, we saw the Liberty--
Joe: I hate you.