Main | Friday, February 10, 2006

A Prayer From A Heathen

Dear Jeebus/Allah/Buddha/Krishna/Satan/Oprah,

Please turn Clay Aiken straight. I mean, I know he's gay...I just don't want him to be.

Peace out!


P.S. I know I've already asked you for the same favor regarding Richard Simmons, but could you come through for me on this one?

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