He Ain't Lyin'
Friday, 2PM, the corner of Madison & 50th Street
Very Drunk Guy #1: Dude, is it just me or is playing the bagpipes totally gay?
Very Drunk Guy#2: What you talkin' 'bout?
Very Drunk Guy#1: I mean, blowing on those long, hard, round pipes? Squeezing that big ole hairy sack? While yer wearin' a skirt with your junk all hanging out?
Third Drunk Guy Standing Nearby: He ain't lyin'!