Co-worker ordering breakfast on phone: Yes, scrambled with potatoes and toast. Oh, and gimme a large Tropicana. Do you have immune deficiency? Cool, yeah, gimme that. Thanks, bye.
Me: Um, immune deficiency?
Coworker: Yeah? So? Oh, wait. What did I say?
Me: You said "immune deficiency". I think the brand is called Immunity Defense.
Both: (Uncontrollable giggling for two minutes.)
When his breakfast arrived from Cafe Metro, the computerized ticket said:
Add 1 large Immune Deficiency