Robertson: Obama Should Listen To His "Fellow Africans" And Ban Homosexuality

A Special Message From Pat Robertson

(Via Christian Nightmares)

Pat Robertson Gives Up On Gay Marriage

"Marriage is between a man and a woman and they’ve now brought cases to the Supreme Court saying, well, the Defense of Marriage Act is unconstitutional and so forth. So what should you do? You better get on your knees and pray and let the Lord take care of it because there isn’t a whole lot else you can do."

Pat Robertson: Christians Should Treat Gay Children Like They Are Drug Addicts

Pat Robertson: I Instantly Faith-Healed My Dog By The Laying On Of Hands

Robertson notes that he doesn't pray for cats. Hang around for the second question where Robertson says that it's OK for ISIS to destroy "heathen idols."

Pat Robertson Has The Florist Sadz

"This is outrageous. To tell a florist that she’s got to provide flowers for a particular kind of wedding? What if somebody wanted to marry his dog? She’s got to have flowers for that? What if there’s a polygamous situation where a guy has five wives and he wants to have five ceremonies and she’s going to be forced by the law to provide them flowers? This is crazy!"

Pat Robertson: So-Called Gay People Were Probably Molested Or Recruited

"A gay magazine is filled with naked pictures of naked men doing sex with each other."

Pat Robertson Tries To Keep Former VA Gov. Bob McDonnell Out Of Prison

Via the Associated Press:

Former Virginia Gov. Bob McDonnell should perform community service rather than serve prison time for his federal corruption convictions, an international relief organization said Tuesday. Operation Blessing International said it offered McDonnell jobs heading its hunger relief program in Appalachia or working at its orphanage and fish farm in Haiti if U.S. District Judge James Spencer agrees to spare McDonnell prison time.

"As with his volunteering during Hurricane Katrina, Bob has shown an authentic willingness to serve others no matter how difficult the task," group president Bill Horan said in a statement. "We believe that we can leverage his energy and expertise to better serve those in need."

Operation Blessing spokesman Chris Roslan said the organization collaborated with defense attorneys ahead of Tuesday's deadline for lawyers to file sentencing recommendations. Virginia Beach-based Operation Blessing was founded by religious broadcaster Pat Robertson. McDonnell is a graduate of Robertson's Regent University law school.

McDonnell is due for sentencing early next month. Operation Blessing, of course, has long been saddled with accusations of fraudulent practices.

Pat Robertson: Homosexuals Will Die Out Because They Don't Reproduce

But it's a CHOICE to be gay. Norman, coordinate!

Pat Robertson Explains Biblical Hair Rules

Pat Robertson responds to today's viewer question: "There's nothing I know in the bible about hair cut to stubble. Unless you're a prisoner and you've been captured and the man wants to take you as his wife, but you have to cut your hair, shave your hair, and cut off your fingernails and then if he still finds you attractive he can take you a slave and take you home as a concubine or a wife." Remember, God is the author of marriage!

Pat Robertson: Gay Rights Are Destroying Everything The Pilgrims Worked For

Pat Robertson Heals Via Text Message

"God is almighty. Nothing is impossible. He can heal cancer. He can heal leukemia. He can heal arthritis. He can heal any condition you've got in your body. He made you and he can fix you!" Except for, you know, missing limbs. That's on you.

Viewer Question For Pat Robertson

Robertson: For Halloween Give Satan A Black Eye For Legalizing Abortion

Pat Robertson: God Might Destroy Houston Because Of Mayor Annise Parker

Brian Tashman writes at Right Wing Watch:

Last week, Pat Robertson reacted to a case in Houston in which a group of pastors were subpoenaed as part of the discovery process in a lawsuit over the city’s nondiscrimination ordinance by calling gay rights advocates “terrorists.” The subpoenas have since been withdrawn, but that has done nothing to rein in Robertson, who warned today on “The 700 Club” that Houston could be punished just like the biblical city of Gibeah was when it defended what he calls a group of “militant homosexuals”…who raped a woman. Robertson suggested that Houston might face fate similar to that of the Benjaminites of Gibeah: “Benjamin had been annihilated. They had killed all the women, they had killed a good portion of the fighting men, they burned a number of their cities, it was a complete mess. Why? Because they had defended these rapist homosexuals. Is that a message for Houston? For someplace else in America?”

Pat Robertson: Christians Can Raise The Dead But Just Don't Use That Power

Pat Robertson: Gays Are Terrorists

Via Right Wing Watch:

These people are terrorists, they’re radicals and they’re extremists. No Christian in his right mind would ever try to enforce somebody against their belief or else suffer jail. They did that during the Inquisition, it was horrible, it was a black mark on our history, but it isn’t being done now. There’s no Christian group I know of anywhere in the world that would force somebody to do something contrary to their deep-held religious beliefs or else face criminal penalties, but that’s what the homosexuals are trying to do here in America and I think it’s time pastors stand up and fight this monstrous thing. If the gays want to go out and do their gay sex, that’s one thing, but if they want you to force you to accept it and solemnify it by marriage then that’s a different matter and it’s an infringement on people’s religious belief.

Watch the full crazy.

Pat Robertson: SCOTUS Is Causing An Onslaught Of Deadly Homosexuality

Robertson adds that the wedding venue owners in Idaho should "get on a plane" and get out of the state. It bears repeating that one can become an ordained minister online for about $20 and the owners of Idaho's Hitching Post only became ordained because the local position of justice of the peace had been abolished.

Robertson: You Can Get AIDS From Towels

Pat Robertson Has The SCOTUS Sadz

Especially delicious as Virginia is home to The 700 Club.