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NOM Wanted Glamorous Unintelligent Celebrities As Spokespersons

GLAAD points out this tidbit from NOM's secret documents:

"Hollywood with its cultural biases is far bigger than we can hope to be. We recognize this. But we also recognize the opportunity - the disproportionate potential impact of proactively seeking to gather and connect a community of artists, athletes, writers, beauty queens and other glamorous non-cognitive elites across national boundaries. (This is applying the Witherspoon and IAV model to non-intellectual elites.)"

Remind you of anyone?

Maggie Gallagher: I Still Love Ladyfingers

NOM usually deletes my comments from their blog, but Maggie Gallagher yesterday responded to my comment on their post congratulating Miss Ladyfingers USA on the birth of her baby. Gallagher may claim to have "never backed away" from Ladyfingers, but those of us who monitored their website daily at the time noted the complete scrubbing of all previous mentions of Prejean.

NOM To Sue Over Ladyfingers?

When Carrie "Ladyfingers" Prejean was busted for homemade porn videos in which she explored her tingly no-no parts, NOM burned rubber in distancing themselves from their former hero. However Michael Musto today reports an interesting development.

Well, outside Sister Act last night, a guy approached me and said, "Hi, Michael, I'm Keith Lewis from the Miss California USA pageant." "Oh, you're the one who ripped the crown off Carrie," I noted, grinning. "Congrats!" "Well, now we're being sued by NOM," he informed me, meaning the National Organization for Marriage group that Carrie had been a spokesperson for. The suit has something to do with NOM accusing the pageant of releasing damaging (i.e. true) info about Carrie, as opposed to the press having dug it up by itself. "Huh?" I screeched. "NOM is suing you? But NOM fired Carrie too!" "Well" said Lewis, "nowadays people can do just about anything."

RELATED: More than 18 months later, "Carrie Prejean sex tape" is still among the top search terms that bring folks to JMG.

Carrie Prejean: I'm Going To Finger Myself With THIS Hand On Survivor!

It's being reported that Miss Ladyfingers USA has been cast for the next season of Survivor. Such isolation! And all those cameras! Whatever will she do with her time? Wait, we know...

Carrie Prejean Is Opposite Engaged

Miss Ladyfingers USA is engaged to St. Louis Rams quarterback Kyle Boller. The happy couple is registered at Good Vibrations, The Pleasure Chest, and Vivid Entertainment. She should totally ask Maggie to be a bridesmaid!

JMG Poll: Who Was The Most Detestable Anti-Gay Douchebag Bigot Of 2009?

From marriage equality battles to hate crimes legislation, 2009 brought out the anti-gay bigots like we've never seen before. By whatever criteria you enjoy, select the person below who you think most exemplified homophobic hatred. It was difficult to select a mere eight names for this poll, so feel free to add your write-in candidates in the comments.

Anti-Gay Douchebag Bigot Of 2009

Bishop Richard Malone Carrie Prejean Harry Jackson Jr. Maggie Gallagher Matt Barber Peter LaBarbera Pope Benedict XVI Tony Perkins

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Carrie Prejean's Christian Reputation Does Not Permit Midnight Club Appearances

"We are not completely certain that we want her in a nightclub setting at the hours specified in the contract. As you can understand, this is in direct conflict with who she is. Her reputation as a Christian is more important than any public appearance attention or monetary compensation." - Francine Prejean, explaining why her daughter, Miss Ladyfingers USA, will not fulfill her $15K appearance contract with Foxwoods Casino.

(Via - Towleroad)

Quote Of The Day - Billy Arnone

"If they were put in front of me I’d probably watch it." - Billy Arnone, the brother of Miss Ladyfingers USA, telling Radar Online that he'd watch her sex tape. What IS it with that family? (And note Billy's "Loose Lips" t-shirt.) He goes on to slam same-sex unions, saying, "I’m all the way against gay marriage. I don’t feel that it’s right that a man and a man should raise a kid. That’s just how I was raised and how Carrie was raised. We’ll stick by that ‘til the day we die." So hate IS a family value.

Quote Of The Day - Donald Trump

"Maybe she should become a major porn star, make millions of dollars, and give it to worthy causes." - Donald Trump, reporting that Carrie Prejean has been calling him for advice on her post-sex tape career. Earlier this week porn giant Vivid Entertainment sent Prejean a letter advising that she "could certainly make millions" if she made a sex flick for them.

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Joy Behar On Carrie Prejean

Two things. Who is this Heidi Montag chick and what is Perez Hilton wearing?

NOM Fires Carrie Prejean

The above is the headline on today's press release from Fred Karger at Californians Against Hate. Karger opens with a letter to Maggie Gallagher.

Dear Maggie --

It looks like you fired former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, just like Donald Trump did back in June. She is no longer on your web site: nationformarriage.org I called your Washington, DC - PR firm, Mary Beth Hutchins at 703-683-5004 ext. 105, but no one was there to tell me why. What happened to *"the future of our movement, and the future of America," as you referred to Carrie just two months ago? Was it because she lied again? This time she said in numerous interviews that she "made only one sex tape." Now it appears to be more like 15 or 20. We just heard that from the guy she met on My Space. He also said that Carrie asked him to lie and say that she was only 17 when she made the sex tapes. In an interview with TMZ's Harvey Levin, her ex said that she made the tapes when she was from 19 to 21, so not that long ago like Carrie insists. Listen for yourself, it's really interesting how the two stories are so different. Here's a link: TMZ. Wonder if her attorney, Charles LiMandri, knew that she was asking her ex to lie? That is not looked kindly upon by the California Bar Association.

He closes with this pre-sex tape quote from NOM. (My edits.)

This cover story about a contract dispute doesn’t pass the smell test. Americans aren’t fooled that easily. God knows, and we know, the truth about Carrie: She’s a young woman of great beauty who chose truth over the glittering tiara that Hollywood offers," said Brian Brown, Executive Director for NOM. "Of course they will try to punish her, but we know she will be fine in the end, because her values fingers are in the right place." "Hollywood will dance its tribal war dance over her body--the hatred generated against her has been extraordinary--but Carrie will be free to define her own mission and message finger herself from now on. Congratulations," stated Maggie Gallagher, President for NOM.

Miss Ladyfingers USA has been disappeared from pretty much all of the wingnut sites that once championed her. SHE NEVER EXISTED, PEOPLE!

Carrie Prejean XXX Avalanche: THIRTY Nude Photos, EIGHT Sex Tapes

When it rains, it fucking pours Miss Ladyfingers USA's vajayjay. Radar Online reports that another thirty nude photos and seven solo sex tapes of Carrie Prejean have surfaced. She made "the biggest mistake of my life" at least 38 times!

There are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. It’s the most shocking turn yet in a scandal that has continued to follow the woman whose anti-gay marriage stance led to a national controversy and pitted her against pageant organizers. Stripped of her crown, Prejean sued the Miss California USA pageant but reportedly settled after the sex tape surfaced. She called the sex tape the biggest mistake of her life. Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

NOTE: Last week's JMG post titled Carrie Prejean Sex Tape at the moment remains the top Google result for that query - having brought in about 1.2 million pervy hits to this here website thingy over the last ten days. That doesn't mean much for us, except that porn spammers have been dropping malware and virus-laden links into many Ladyfingers-related posts. Beware and do not click out!

Quote Of The Day - Anonymous

A friend of mine wrote to angrily demand why I and a mutual friend had both become a "fan" of Carrie Prejean on Facebook. I responded that one must be a fan in order to post comments. Our mutual friend, who prefers to remain anonymous, had a much, much better response.

I guess it was the first time I ever saw nude photos of her, standing on that balcony in Hawaii in a pair of pink thong bikini bottoms. One hand was resting on the rail and the other was teasing a strawberry-red nipple to erection. There was something about her mouth, the way her lips were half-open and something about her eyes.

As I browsed through photo after photo of that particular session, I felt like I made some sort of connection with her. I saw her eyes dilate and become dark wells of need. There was one photo where she sat, her breasts straining against her folded arms, on a stool in a room that looked like a hotel bathroom.

There was something going on in her mind during that photo. It looked like a dam was about to break. A huge, undulating inland sea of pure, animal lust was building up behind the Puritanical wall that we knew as Miss California USA. I felt like it was going to burst at any moment and I wanted to be there.

That is why I became a Facebook friend of Carrie Prejean.

Quote Of The Day - Miss Ladyfingers USA

"Young women should resist the pressures of popular culture and of sex. Our bodies are temples of the Lord. We should earn respect and admiration for our hearts, not for showing skin to look sexy." - Carrie Prejean, from her memoir Still Standing.

And today, TMZ reports:

Carrie Prejean's ex-boyfriend -- the guy to whom she sent the XXX solo video -- tells TMZ Carrie and company called him last week and tried getting him to "lie" and say she was 17 when she shot the video. During an audio interview with TMZ, the man -- who asked us not to use his name -- says Carrie sent him the video when they were involved with each other in 2007. He says Carrie sent him numerous explicit videos and insists the one in question was shot when she was 20. We have verified this is indeed the guy to whom Carrie sent her solo video -- which ultimately torpedoed her settlement with Miss California USA.

They knew each other for four days and Miss Ladyfingers sent sent him numerous XXX videos. More Godly photos of Carrie's temple can be found here.

Ladyfingers Unplugs Larry King As He Takes Call From Gay Viewer

After warning Larry King several times that his questions were "inappropriate," Miss Ladyfingers USA unplugged her microphone and sat smirking as he took a call from a viewer who identified himself as a gay man.

BELOW: Anderson Cooper reacts to the incident.

Carrie Prejean Vs. The View

Continuing her Damage Control Tour 2009, this morning Carrie Prejean did a complete round of NYC-based talk and news shows. Miss Ladyfingers USA got a much less fawning welcome from the ladies of The View than she did from Sean Hannity, with Barbara Walters calling her out for lies in her book and telling her that the gay marriage flap was the best thing that ever happened to her. Ladyfingers responded with a curt nod and a "yeah."

Miss Ladyfingers USA On Sean Hannity

Sean Hannity, who wrote the foreword to Carrie Prejean's just-released book, interviewed Miss Ladyfingers last night. She calls the sex tape "bad judgment" and says she was betrayed by an old boyfriend.

Carrie's Mom Saw The Sex Tape

TMZ reports today that Miss Ladyfingers USA's mother was in the room when pageant lawyers played her sex tape. Oh, dear.

Carrie Prejean wasn't the only member of her family who got a peek at Carrie's solo sex tape -- TMZ has learned her MOM was in the room when the Miss California USA lawyers pressed play. Sources tell TMZ Carrie's mom was in shock -- instantly turning sheet white as she watched her daughter give herself a hand. As TMZ first reported, it took all of 15 seconds for Carrie to drop her $1 million demand from the Pageant people after the XXX tape was played.

I bet that was an uncomfortable ride home.