Marriage Sadz From John Hagee: God Owes An Apology To Sodom & Gomorrah

Hate Groups Publish Full-Page Message To SCOTUS In The Washington Post: We Won't Honor Your Ruling On Marriage

A coalition of hate groups and Christian pastors calling themselves Defend Marriage has published a full-page message to SCOTUS in the Washington Post. Among the signers at the bottom of the ad are Mat Staver, Elaine Donnelly, the Benham brothers, Alveda King, Jim Garlow, John Hagee, E.W. Jackson, Don Wildmon, Dave Welch, Robert Jeffress, and Penny Nance. From the text:

We affirm that any judicial opinion which purports to redefine marriage will constitute an unjust law, as Martin Luther King Jr. described such laws in his letter from the Birmingham Jail. We are Christians who love America and who respect the legitimate rule of law. However, we will not honor any decision by the Supreme Court which will force us to violate a clear biblical understanding of marriage as solely the union of one man and one woman. We affirm that Marriage, as existing solely between one man and one woman, precedes civil government. Though affirmed, fulfilled, and elevated by faith, the truth that marriage can exist only between one man and one woman is not based solely on religion but on the Natural Law, written on the human heart.

Bolding is theirs. (Tipped by JMG reader Jim)

John Hagee: God Will Destroy America Because Obama Isn't Meeting Netanyahu

Hagee says that Britain has been reduced from a global empire to "one tiny island because, since Edward the First, they have been and remain an anti-Semitic nation." And that will happen to America because of Obama's treatment of Israel.

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: John Hagee says that all atheists should get out of America. John Hagee says atheism is stupid because atheists have never faith-healed anybody. John Hagee says that God killed all those people with Hurricane Katrina in order to send a warning about homosexuality. John Hagee says that Sodom and Gomorrah was only a test run for what God will do to America because of gay marriage. John Hagee calls for a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran because Jesus wants us to protect Israel. John Hagee says the Holocaust happened because Jews refuse to accept Jesus.

Pastor John Hagee Vs Twitter

 (Tipped by JMG reader Elroy)

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: John Hagee says that all atheists should get out of America. John Hagee says atheism is stupid because atheists have never faith-healed anybody. John Hagee says that God killed all those people with Hurricane Katrina in order to send a warning about homosexuality. John Hagee says that Sodom and Gomorrah was only a test run for what God will do to America because of gay marriage. John Hagee calls for a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran because Jesus wants us to protect Israel. John Hagee says the Holocaust happened because Jews refuse to accept Jesus.

Gog + Magog + Ukraine = End Times

Atheists Should Get Out Of America

"Planes are leaving every hour on the hour. Get on one."

RELATED: This is the guy who says that God killed all those people with Hurricane Katrina in order to send a warning about homosexuality. This is the guy who says that Sodom and Gomorrah was only a test run for what God will do to America because of gay marriage. This is the guy who has called for a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran because Jesus wants us to protect Israel. And despite that love for Israel, this is the guy who says the Holocaust happened because Jews refuse to accept Jesus.

John Hagee: Atheism Is Stupid Because No Atheist Has Ever Faith-Healed Somebody

This is the guy who says that God killed all those people with Hurricane Katrina in order to send a warning about homosexuality. This is the guy who says that Sodom and Gomorrah was only a test run for what God will do to America because of gay marriage. This is the guy who has called for a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran because Jesus wants us to protect Israel.  And despite that love for Israel, this is the guy who says the Holocaust happened because Jews refuse to accept Jesus.

John Hagee: Sodom & Gomorrah Was Only A "Pilot Study" For Killing Homosexuals

Therefore if the nation accepts same-sex marriage, "judgement will come" and God will totally smite the fuck out of everybody, not just them there hummersheckshuls.

Today In Super-Creepy Christian Toys

Viciously anti-gay crackpot Pastor John Hagee is selling a super-creepy teddy bear that drones out bible quotes while children sleep.  And we're the ones indoctrinating kids.

With the Scripture player nestled inside of the teddy bear, your child can sleep while literally holding onto and listening to the comforting promises of our Lord and Savior. Narrated by Pastor Matthew Hagee, the Promises To Grow On Scripture player contains both Words of encouragement and Bible verses in a format especially tailored for children. Whether at sleep or play, your children and grandchildren can listen to the soothing Word of God’s promises.

(Via Christian Nightmares)

You Are Defiling America's Purity

John Hagee: Prayer Ended The Civil War

Wingnut Pastor John Hagee enters David Barton territory when he claims that the Civil War ended because Abraham Lincoln called for a national day of prayer. Right Wing Watch rolls its eyes: "We'd like to point out that Lincoln issued this declaration on March 30, 1863 and Lee did not have 'the grace to surrender' for another two years, until April 9, 1865."

RELATED: Hagee has also demanded that all atheists leave America.  Hagee also claimed that Hurricane Katrina was caused by gay people.

Atheists, Get Out Of America!

Harry Potter And Homos! Oh Noes!

Televangelist John Hagee, who preached from the stage at Rick Perry's Christ-A-Thon, is probably most famous for his claim that God sent Hurricane Katrina because of wicked homosexuals. He's also called for a preemptive nuclear strike on Iran.

A Cavalcade Of Hate Group Leaders

About half of the 18 SPLC-certified anti-gay hate groups had representation on the stage of Rick Perry's prayer rally. Clip description from Right Wing Watch: "Rick Perry, David Barton, Tony Perkins, Penny Nance, Gov. Rick Scott, Gov. Sam Brownback, Jim Garlow, and John Hagee speak and pray at The Response."

Pastor John Hagee: We're Not Winning Any Wars Because Of Pagan U.S. Soldiers

TRAILER: Jerusalem Countdown

Lee Majors has been released from cryogenic storage for this End Times movie based on the book by Pastor John "God Sent Katrina Because Of Gays" Hagee.

John Hagee Knows Women

You really have to laugh at Pastor John "Gays Caused Katrina" Hagee, John McCain's former spiritual advisor. Check out what he says about "today's American woman." A partial transcript via Slog:

God paints the portrait of the ideal woman and he takes time to mention that she is a mother. If the secular humanist of the 21st century took his brush to paint the portrait of the thoroughly modern Millie, it would be with a cigarette dangling out of her mouth, smoke twirling out of her nostrils, language that would make a sailor blush – even Rosie O’Donnell. Her breath would smell like a brewery, a condom in one hand and the feminist manual in the other, listing the local abortion clinics to snuff out the life that was within her body. Her allegiance is always to her career. Her children are latchkey children who come home and who live alone until mother and daddy finally arrive after dark.

Women can render service in many secular fields, but God says her highest and best field—in God’s opinion!—is that of being a mother. [… ] When mothers instill into their children honesty, responsibility, integrity, truth, industry, and a sense of honor, America’s future is secure. But when mothers abandon those principles, America is finished it’s over.

Slog's Erica Barnett reacts: "Neat! I can’t reveal any of the super-secret details about the Feminist Manual, but suffice it to say it’s right there on my bookshelf next to the Loose Girl’s Guide to Your Best Abortion Ever! and Lesbian Sodomy for Dummies."

The crack about Rosie made me laugh, but how dare he diss Thoroughly Modern Millie? Oh, it's broughten, Hagee. It's broughten.

McCain Supporter Pastor John Hagee Repeats "Gays Caused Katrina" Charge

Will the same people that leapt on Rev. Wright denounce this asshat?

On his radio show yesterday, right-wing talker Dennis Prager asked Hagee to respond to “the various charges made against him” in a fact sheet put out by the Democratic National Committee. Asked about his comments on Hurricane Katrina, Hagee said “the topic of that day was cursing and blessing”:

HAGEE: Yes. The topic of that day was cursing and blessing. … What happened in New Orleans looked like the curse of God, in time if New Orleans recovers and becomes the pristine city it can become it may in time be called a blessing. But at this time it’s called a curse.

Prager followed up by asking if all natural disasters are a result of “the divine hand” and if there is “any natural disaster that is not the result of sin?” Hagee responded by saying “it’s a result of God’s permissible will” and “that there was going to be a massive homosexual rally there the following Monday,” which he said “was sin”:

PRAGER: Right, but in the case, did NPR get, is this quote correct though that in the case of New Orleans you do feel it was sin?

HAGEE: In the case of New Orleans, their plan to have that homosexual rally was sin. But it never happened. The rally never happened.

PRAGER: No, I understand.

HAGEE: It was scheduled that Monday.

PRAGER: No, I’m only trying to understand that in the case of New Orleans, you do feel that God’s hand was in it because of a sinful city?

HAGEE: That it was a city that was planning a sinful conduct, yes.

Unconvinced by Hagee’s explanation, Prager said “frankly” that critics “can get you” for those comments “because people don’t like to hear that sort of thing.”

You may recall that in February McCain said he was "very honored" to have received Hagee's endorsement, for which McCain had lobbied hard. Since then he has both repudiated some of Hagee's positions and defended others, saying most recently (on Sunday) that he was "glad to have" Hagee's support. McCain has been silent on Hagee's "gays caused Katrina" idiocy.

And since when is Southern Decadence a "rally"?

(Via - Think Progress.)

Team McCain

Jesus' General takes on John McCain's BFF Pastor John Hagee, whom you may recall saying that New Orleans was destroyed by Katrina due to God's displeasure with all dem homos at Southern Decadence.

(Via - Pam's House Blend.)