Joseph Farah: God Will Punish Us

"America’s elite leadership have taken the side of the enemies of God, and He will take notice. It could come in the form of an economic crash. It could come in more civil and racial strife along the lines of what has been building in recent years. It could come in the form of an attack on our country from foreign power or terrorist group. I suspect it will something big. I take no comfort in passing along this warning. It’s just the pattern that God uses to bring His people to repentance for their own good. Read the Bible. It’s unmistakable. And while you’re reading the Bible, be sure to see what it says about marriage." - Joseph Farah, founder of World Net Daily.

Joseph Farah: Millions Of Christians Would Secede From America And Form New Anti-Gay Marriage Nation

"I know there are millions of Christians, Jews and others who would pull up stakes and move to another country that honored the institution of marriage as it was designed by God – a union between one man and one woman. As Jesus said it: 'For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh.' Is there one state in 50 that would not only defy the coming abomination, but secede in response? The rewards could be great. I would certainly consider relocating. How about you? The founders of this country found a place of refuge in America and shaped it into the greatest self-governing nation in the history of world. Just think what one state could do if it simply stuck to the principles that made this country great? Americans wouldn’t have to cross an ocean to rediscover what brought most of our ancestors here. We could simply drive. Are any states so inclined? I haven’t heard this question raised by anyone else. So I’m raising it now. We don’t have much time before the nine high priests in black robes decide to follow Baal instead of the One True God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. We need a Promised Land. We need an Exodus strategy." - Three-time Just For Men Mustache Olympics gold medalist Joseph Farah, writing for World Net Daily.

Teabaggers Turn On Marco Rubio

According to World Net Daily, the Tea People are furious with Sen. Marco Rubio for entering the presidential race. Also, he's not even eligible to run.

Not all are enamored with Rubio. Tea party types from his home state say they’ve moved past the Rubio wagon and are looking for a new candidate to support. “I’m through with him,” said KrisAnne Hall, a tea party activist and attorney from Florida, the Daily Beast reported.”He will never get my vote. … The overwhelming perception is that Marco Rubio is not a tea party candidate.” Another, Jason Hoyt, spoke similarly. “Once he got into Washington, he had his sights set early on higher office,” he said. “He surrounded himself with people who were going to help him navigate Washington … and in that process, he disconnected from his base.”

Rubio’s not popular with hard-core immigration activists, either. He was part of the bipartisan so-called Gang of Eight on Capitol Hill to reform immigration policy and press forward some amnesty allowances – a view many of his supporters decried as as betrayal of his conservative roots and stated platforms. Meanwhile, others contend Rubio’s not even a natural-born citizen and therefore, ineligible to seek the presidency. Rubio’s parents, as WND previously reported on at least two occasions, were not U.S. citizens at the time of his birth. Rubio was born in Miami, Florida, on May 28, 1971, to Mario and Oriales Rubio, who were born in Cuba, though the senator has not released his birth certificate for the world to scrutinize.

World Net Daily editor and birther-in-chief Joseph Farah, quite amusingly, doesn't have the same problem with Ted Cruz.

Joseph Farah: I Carry A Gun At All Times Because I'm Afraid Of Killer Gay Activists

Earlier today we learned that three-time Just For Men Olympics gold medalist Joseph Farah had been detained at Dulles International because he "forgot" to take a loaded revolver out of his carry-on bag.  In a post written for World Net Daily this afternoon, Farah reveals that he carries a loaded handgun at all times because he's afraid of the murderous gay activists that might be sent his way by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

I am licensed to carry a loaded firearm in multiple states and carry a concealed weapon virtually all of the time. I get death threats against me. Let me tell you about that. Aug. 15, 2012, a gunman attempting to enter Family Research Council’s Washington, D.C., headquarters shot a security guard, 46-year-old Leonardo Johnson, in the left arm. While injured, Johnson assisted others who wrestled the gunman to the ground until police arrived and placed the gunman under arrest.

During his FBI interview, the gunman, Floyd Corkins was asked how he chose his target. His response was “Southern Poverty Law, lists … uh … anti-gay groups. I found them online.” [snip] You might note who broke the story that Joseph Farah was detained at Dulles Airport Sunday for carrying a handgun – the Southern Poverty Law Center. You might also note the Southern Poverty Law Center has repeatedly labeled my news organization a hate group – with even worse descriptions of me personally.

I have many friends at the Family Research Council. I knew that August day that it could just as easily have been my office that was attacked. Again, I’m not making any excuses about my dumb mistake last Sunday. What I did was dumber than dumb. But I thought you deserved to know the rest of the story, as my inspiration Paul Harvey would say.

The gun nuts at WND are chiding Farah for not finding the gun himself during a "groggy" search of his computer bag that he claims to have done before attempting to board the plane. Sample reader comment:

If you couldn't find the firearm when you searched for it while NOT under the stress of an approaching threatening gunman, how the hell do you expect to find when a freak like the FRC sociopath is coming for you. Wear the damn thing all the time like plains clothes cops do so you know precisely where it is all the time (because it can be felt). Then when you arrive at the A/P you can dismount it and leave it locked in your vehicle. Have another one waiting for you when you arrive at your destination. Only good guys with a gun can stop a bad guy with a gun. Bags are the perfect place in which to lose something.

(Tipped by JMG reader Alan)

World Net Daily Founder Joseph Farah Caught With Loaded Gun At DC Airport

The SPLC reports:

Joseph Francis Farah, a leading ‘birther’ who runs the right-wing, conspiracy website WorldNetDaily, was reportedly caught by TSA agents on Sunday with a loaded .38-caliber revolver in his carry-on bag as he passed through security at Dulles International Airport outside Washington. Farah, who denounced TSA screening practices in a 2010 column, faces a class 1 misdemeanor charge for carrying a gun in an airport terminal, according to a spokesperson for the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority. He was released pending a summons. Farah founded WorldNetDaily with his wife in 1997 and serves as publisher and editor-in-chief. The site is a leading platform for far-right, fringe conspiracy theories, particularly about President Obama. Farah and arch-birther Jerome Corsi have used the site to spin wild conspiracies about the president. Corsi not only claims that Obama was born overseas but that he’s gay and Muslim and may have orchestrated the murder of his former gay lovers. WorldNetDaily, among other things, has blamed gays for the Holocaust, promoted the idea that white Americans should gather together and secede, predicted Obama would meet in person with Osama bin Laden if elected and said that LGBT people seek the “active recruitment of children.”

World Net Daily has thus far ignored the incident.

WND Needs To Check That Poll Again

How very strange that World Net Daily doesn't provide its readers with a link to that Ranker poll they're bragging about.

Less than 48 hours after Ranker.com added a new category for “Top Websites 2014,” a small but enthusiastic band of WND fans made it No. 1 – topping Google, Amazon, Twitter, Facebook and Netflix among many other more well-known giants. Though only a few hundred votes had been cast, the expression of Internet users is not without precedent, says Joseph Farah, founder of WND.com. “What does all this mean?” asked Farah rhetorically. “It doesn’t mean we’re the biggest website, of course – not even close with behemoths like Google and YouTube around. But it is a measure of loyalty and passion. WND has always evoked those qualities – and, I hope, always will.”

As most of you probably know, JMG readers freeped the fuck out of that poll a couple of days ago. Snork!

Freep This Ranker Poll

World Net Daily founder and anti-gay crackpot Joseph Farah is asking his followers to freep a just-posted Ranker poll on popular websites. Just to fuck with him, I've added another website to the list. Don't forget to downvote WND. Snork!

Joseph Farah: Ted Cruz For President

"With all this heavy-duty investigative journalism and newfound faux enthusiasm for the Constitution suddenly on display, it’s obvious the No. 1 fear among the elite media is that Ted Cruz might actually run for president. They fear him not because he was born in Canada. They fear him not because of any concern for the U.S. Constitution. If anyone has the right and the duty to weigh in on Ted Cruz’s eligibility, it’s me – even though no one is asking. My answer is, 'I don’t care.' I don’t care because the Constitution was not written and ratified to be applied to some and not others. If no one cared about Obama’s questionable eligibility, despite his shocking lack of transparency and thin paper trail, then they have no business questioning Ted Cruz – who has released his birth certificate, renounced his Canadian citizenship [JMG: LIE!] and upheld every provision of the Constitution to the best of his ability throughout his life." - Joseph Farah, World Net Daily founder and birther-in-chief.

The Second Revolution Starts Tomorrow

"Beginning at 10 a.m., Nov. 19, in the park just across from the White House, Lafayette Park (it is befitting of this French general who helped us whip Britain to gain our independence) that We the People, armed with courage and moral rectitude, as well as the divine grace of our Creator, will begin to fight back against government tyranny. We will not only serve notice that we will no longer endure tyranny from the corrupt leaders who have driven the nation to near destruction, by reading our renewed declaration of independence, but we will speak the truth about what needs to be done to right the ship of state for ourselves, our loved ones and to preserve the freedoms our Founding Fathers and their patriotic hordes fought and died for. Coupled with this will be the masses who are being called to Washington for this non-violent uprising; we will serve testament to the onlooking nation and world that the people are in charge, not the likes of Obama and Boehner. If wise, the Mullah in Chief ultimately will retire to his favorite golf course in Tehran and the half-sober House speaker to his tanning salon in Georgetown." - Larry Klayman, writing for World Net Daily, where he also whines that no Tea Party member of Congress is brave enough to take part in his revolution.  (Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ) must have backed out.)

Crackpots Line Up To Speak At Rally Calling For Overthrow Of Government

Larry Klayman's rally for the overthrow of the federal government is next week and his fellow crackpots and hate group leaders are really squirming up out of the sewers for time at the microphone. World Net Daily has more:

“We the People have had enough of the corrupt and incompetent ways of the Obama administration and its bi-partisan political enablers. It is time for action, and not words. Together, the American people will prevail and we will save this nation from extinction at the hands of a present government that could care less about the legitimate needs of the people. We welcome persons from all spectra of our society to join us in this quest to reclaim freedom for the masses,” Klayman said. Listed as coalition members are 2 Million Bikers to DC, Special Operations Speaks, Western Center for Journalism, Jihad Watch, Freedom Watch, Declaration Alliance, RenewAmerica, Americans Against Hate, Tea Party Solutions Inc. (Ocala, Fla.), Constitutional Patriots, Ride for the Constitution, Gear Up Foundation, You Can Run But You Cannot Hide Intl., Sons of Liberty, Pro-Life Nation, Operation Rescue, Morgan Brittany (actress and activist), Political Media, Inc. and Constitutional Rights PAC.

Right Wing Watch notes that Klayman is claiming that sitting US House Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ) is scheduled to speak. I wonder how that will go down with the House GOP caucus.

WND's Reasons To Impeach Obama

World Net Daily is promoting the latest campaign to impeach President Obama. Among the reasons: gay lovers, [Larry] Sinclair (who claims to have had sex with the president), and [Andrew] Breitbart, who was totally assassinated by Obama's subsonic death ray fired from a low orbit satellite.

The latest American group to seek formal congressional action against Obama says on its website that its goal is simple: “The removal of the corrupt and criminal president of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama. His actions go unimpeded, our pleas through petitions unanswered. Our calls and letters to Congress are left ignored and unopened,” the group’s online post explains. “Our only peaceful recourse is to take to the streets and overpasses of America and DEMAND that our nation be returned to We the People, and that Barack Hussein Obama be impeached, removed from office, and held accountable for his actions while serving as president.”

WND Launches Billboard Campaign

World Net Daily founder Joseph Farah is soliciting donations to place the above billboard "from sea to shining sea."

“If you’re concerned about the future of America, heed God’s word in II Chronicles 7:14,” says Farah: “It says, ‘If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.’ But if we don’t understand our sin, which is defined by the Ten Commandments, how can we turn from our wicked ways? And how will God hear us? And how will He heal our land?”

Also: "Those who contribute $50 or more will get an autographed copy of Judge Roy Moore’s autobiographical, “So Help Me God,” the story of his battle to keep the Ten Commandments in the Alabama Supreme Court."

Gay Marriage = Child Sacrifice

"What is conservative about advocating for same-sex marriage? I can’t think of an issue that more clearly defines what a conservative is than this one. This is not the Libertarian Political Action Conference. It’s not the Liberal Political Action Conference. It’s the Conservative Political Action Conference. What’s wrong with limiting the speakers and the sponsors to conservatives? Why is S.E. Cupp even invited to speak? I don’t get it. The Conservative Political Action Conference is for conservatives – not for people who seek to undermine the Judeo-Christian basis of Western civilization with one of the most radical ideas considered since child sacrifice." - World Net Daily founder and three-time Just For Men Olympics gold medalist Joseph Farah, slamming CPAC for inviting S.E. Cupp, who has declined the invite until GOProud is welcomed back.

WND's Woman Of The Year

World Net Daily has named Michele Bachmann their "Woman Of The Year."

For her extraordinary dedication to America’s founding principles and steadfast defense of the Constitution, WND has named Rep. Michele Bachmann 2012 “Woman of the Year.”  Bachmann is a gutsy, pro-life fiscal conservative who dared to vote against raising the debt ceiling. She’s a God-fearing, gun-loving advocate of tax cuts and domestic oil drilling – and has proven to be one of Obamacare’s worst nightmares. Since her ascension to the House, she has been a persistent defender of the American way of life, championing America’s Christian heritage and the values of limited government.

WND’s “Woman of the Year” award is presented to the woman who “did the most to represent goodness, womanliness, perseverance and character” and “had an impact on wider American, and global opinion.” Runners-up for the honor included Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer; Reggie Littlejohn, founder and president of Women’s Rights Without Frontiers; Angela Merkel, chancellor of Germany and party leader of the Christian Democratic Union; and Phyllis Schlafly, a guiding light conservative movement and recipient of WND’s 2012 “Lifetime Achievement Award.”

Ladybird has just the thing to wear to the ceremony.

World Net Daily Endorses Uganda's Plan To Imprison Homosexuals For Life

World Net Daily has republished Scott Lively's endorsement of Uganda's allegedly revised Anti-Homosexuality Act, which he claims now only plans to imprison LGBT people and their allies for the rest of their lives.  Christian Love™ in action.

Eating Their Own: World Net Daily Attacks "Wimpy" Focus On The Family

World Net Daily founder Joseph Farah today attacked Focus On The Family, saying that they helped the GOP fail because they don't hate gays hard enough. (That's news to US.)

I could go on and on with reasons Christians are losing the culture. In fact, I would have to say they’ve already completely lost it. Abandoned it would be more accurate. Into this sad state of affairs comes the “refocused” Focus on the Family, a truly great Christian ministry founded by a truly great man, Dr. James Dobson. But like many great cultural institutions founded by great Christian men – Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia, the New York Times, yes, even the United States of America – it lost the Christian vision and passion of the founders. What am I talking about? I’m talking about the new non-confrontational, wimpy, smiley-faced, lukewarm Focus on the Family as personified by its new leader, Jim Daly, who seems all-too eager to distance himself and the organization he now heads from the legacy of Dobson. Daly’s answer is to find common ground with people who understand they are indeed in a culture war – those, for instance, who promote same-sex marriage and advocate unrestricted abortion. We’ve got to be more “ecumenical,” to “win over friends, not make more enemies.” That’s how fast Christians lose cultural institutions.

Infighting is hilarious, y'all.

WND's Joseph Farah: It's Time For Christians To Divorce From America

Joseph Farah:

I am convinced we've got to begin forming new communities of the faithful and declare our separation and independence once again, just as our courageous founders did 236 years ago. We need to be prepared to defend ourselves, our families, our fortunes and our sacred honor. Barack Obama was right about one thing: America is no longer a Christian nation. Our cultural institutions have been taken over by worshippers of other gods. More than half the population has turned its back on God's Commandments.

(Via Good As You)

World Net Daily: Dems Stole The Election

"Am I suggesting that the recent presidential election was stolen through voter fraud and manipulation? Without a doubt. Do I have evidence? Yes, I have plenty of anecdotal evidence to show that it was committed by one side in the election in various ways. And I am convinced that at least 5 percent of the Democratic vote can be attributed to fraud – illegal voters, illegal campaign contributions, rigged balloting, intimidation at the polls, you name it. I’m challenging the Obama campaign on the acceptance of those illegal donations. I’ve filed a Federal Elections Commission complaint at considerable cost. I have no illusions that it will be easy to challenge a sitting president within his own bureaucracy. But I’m doing it. Meanwhile, some in the press would prefer that I be charged with voter fraud for efforts to expose the system. I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if the Democrat machine tries something like that. That’s why we need your help. We’re fighting to preserve America’s freedom here – nothing less." - World Net Daily founder Joseph Farah,  who is accused of committing voter fraud for making two donations to the Obama campaign via an illegal Pakistani account he set up in the name of Osama Bin Laden.

Joseph Farah: Vote For Romney Even Thought He Wouldn't Advertise On My Site

"I am not a likely candidate to endorse Mitt Romney for president. In fact, I once wrote, during the heated primary contest earlier this year, that I wouldn’t vote for Mitt Romney if he were running against Satan himself. Fortunately, I never said what I would do if he were running against Barack Obama. Today, Election Day 2012, I regret those harsh words. I don’t expect Mitt Romney to seek my advice. I have no illusions that I will be invited to state dinners. I fully expect to be critical of his administration. But I don’t expect him to come gunning for me or others who attempt to hold him accountable to the Constitution and the principles that made this country great. It’s not in his nature. It’s not in his DNA. I’m an unlikely candidate to endorse Mitt Romney because his campaign steadfastly refused to advertise in WND, even while Obama’s campaign did. But I’m doing it anyway today. There is simply no other choice." - Three-time Just For Men Olympics gold medalist and World Net Daily founder Joseph Farah.

WND Founder Joseph Farah: If Obama Wins He Will Round Up Us Wingnuts

"If Barack Obama is re-elected Nov. 6 for a second term, he will declare a full-scale war on his domestic opposition. There may not be another free and fair election in America. I would expect due process to go the way of the horse and buggy. I think he will move to shut down and destroy all independent media. In fact, I think his biggest critics will be rounded up in the name of national security. If any Republican, conservative, independent journalist, pro-life activist, returning veteran, gun-rights activist, constitutionalist, Bible believer or critic of Obama thinks they will be safe in a second term under this would-be despot, they had better think again – real fast." - World Net Daily founder and three-time Just For Men Olympics gold medal winner Joseph Farah.