Saturday, June 05, 2010

PALM BEACH: Elton John To Perform At Rush Limbaugh's Wedding Today

Sir Elton John, who angered many when he paired with Eminem for a Grammy show duet, is again sleeping with the enemy. Tonight he will perform in Palm Beach at the fourth wedding of Rush Limbaugh.
The conservative firebrand, 59, will exchange vows Saturday in Florida with Kathryn Rogers – a blond bombshell half his age – in a lavish Hawaiian-themed wedding bash headlined by none-other-than Sir Elton John. It's an odd pairing considering El Rushbo's history of anti-gay commentary on his conservative radio show and the openly gay "Tiny Dancer" singer's longtime commitment to gay rights. The Palm Beach Post reported the British superstar will pocket $1 million for playing the wedding reception at the posh Breakers Hotel. The hotel has reportedly staffed about 50 additional security guards for the event. Limbaugh and Rogers, 33, hosted a rehearsal dinner luau for 400 close friends and family at the hotel Friday night and the wedding will take place at Limbaugh's beachfront mansion at an undisclosed time.
Gossip website Gawker plans to fly a banner plane over the wedding and they've asked readers for suggestions on what the message should say. Mediate reports the leading contenders:
  • Love – the ultimate time release drug

  • Oxycongratulations for you and yours!
  • Glenn Beck approves this marriage
Let's hope Limbaugh's million dollars ends up with the Elton John AIDS Foundation.

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Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Rush Limbaugh: If Health Care Reform Passes, I'm Moving To Costa Rica

Zillionaire Rush Limbaugh, who could put a daily heart transplant on his debit card, says he'll leave the United States if health care reform passes.
My guess in even in Canada and even in the UK, doctors have opted out. And once they’ve opted, they can’t see anybody Medicare, Medicaid, or what will become the exchanges. They have to have a clientele of private patients that will pay them a retainer and it’ll be a very small practice. I don’t know if that’s been outlawed in the Senate bill. I don’t know. I’ll just tell you this, if this passes and it’s five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented — I am leaving the country. I’ll go to Costa Rica.
Ah, Costa Rica, where the tropical winds blow as easily as the Oxycontin flows.

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