LIVE VIDEO: 2016 GOP Clown Car Revue

Rep. Steve King is holding his 2016 GOP Clown Car Revue in Iowa today and pretty much every right wing crackpot contender is there. The Des Moines Register is running a live stream and things are just now kicking off.

Tweet Of The Day - Michelangelo Signorile

Has Rick Santorum's head exploded yet! He recommended the judge. #Pennsylvania #gaymarriage
— Mike Signorile (@MSignorile) May 20, 2014

Frothy Mix 2016

"I’m open to it, yeah. I think there’s a fight right now as to what the soul of the Republican party’s going to be and the conservative movement, and we have something to say about that. I think from our battle, we’re not going to leave the field." - Rick Santorum, pointing out that he won eleven GOP primaries in 2012, the same number the Reagan won in his failed 1976 presidential bid.

Headline Of The Day

Who knew Calista gets so freaky? Via CNN.

Savage On Santorum

"Rick Santorum thinks that women who have been raped should be compelled—by force of law—to carry the babies of their rapists to term, he thinks birth control should be illegal, he wants to prosecute pornographers, etc., etc., basically the guy wants to be president so that he can micromanage the sex lives of all Americans...and I'm the one with issues? Because I made a dirty joke at his expense eight or nine years ago and it stuck? I'm the one with issues? Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Rick can pray for me. I'll gay for him. And we can call it even." - Dan Savage, responding to Santorum's claim that he prays for Dan.

The Santorum Cocktail

Now being served in Brooklyn.

“People really like it even though it’s named after something gross — both the person and the Dan Savage meaning,” said John Rauschenberg, co-owner of Pacific Standard. “It’ll be an election fixture at least until primary season is over.” The duo behind the beer hole near St. Mark’s Place often put out cocktails with suggestive names, such as the Corn Holed Fashioned or Mike Gallego’s Cup. But the Santorum, a milky mixture of Baileys, orange vodka, bitters and chocolate flakes, seems to be sticking. We won’t explain how the drink matches up with an alternate definition of the word “Santorum,” as The Brooklyn Paper is a family publication — but the bar’s liberal proprietors are certain it’ll satisfy any boozy desires.

Nail Polish: Santorum Brown

Get it here. (Tipped by JMG reader Mark)

Headline Of The Day

Details.

Romney Gets The Santorum Treatment

Courtesy of the CrateGate scandal, Mitt Romney is now the target of a Google-bomb campaign too. The back-story:

We all know the sad story of Seamus, the Romney family Irish Setter who was strapped to the top of the Romney station wagon for at least one 12-hour trip to Canada – and who at least once pooped himself in fear and, after being given an “emotion-free” hosing down by Mitt Romney, was placed once more atop the car for more terrifying hours on the highway.

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Porn Ad Cites Frothy Mix

Source. (Via JMG reader Jamie)

Frothy Tweets On Prop 8

Operators Are Standing By

(Via - Good As You)

Tweet Of The Day - Porno Pete

Screenshot Of The Day

I tried myself just now, but I just got Domino's Pizza. Also funny.

Urban Dictionary's Word Of The Day

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Tweet Of The Day

After an Iowa restauranteur launched a new menu item dubbed "Santorum Salad," you knew it would be about ten minutes before the dish had a Twitter account. Only ten or so tweets so far, but most of them are gold, Jerry, gold!

Frothy: Annul All Existing Gay Marriages

Frothy Mix says that he supports the annulment of all existing same-sex marriages, either via a federal marriage amendment or some other unspecified mechanism. Zack Ford has the clip.

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Frothy Mix: I'm Surging, Bitches!

Savage On Santorum