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GOProud Board Member Ann Coulter Backs Frothy Mix: Gay Rights Are Not Civil Rights

(Via - Towleroad)

KapoQuotable - Jimmy LaSalvia

"We at GOProud are thrilled at this opportunity. We look forward to gay people everywhere getting a chance to hear about our organizations and hear from Ann Coulter – simply the smartest, funniest and most stylish woman in politics today. We thank Ann for agreeing to do this and for continuing her outspoken support for gay conservatives." - GOProud's Jimmy LaSalvia, who appears in the upcoming episode of Logo's The A-List: Dallas. (And by "outspoken support" he means that Coulter endorses GOProud's platform of supporting anybody that would like to see you in prison.)

RELATED: There's a boycott page on Facebook already, of course. When I sent the link to Logo's Twitter dude, he fired back: "Aw man looks like we lost the cranky demographic."

CORRECTION: JMG reader AlanT tips us that the above-linked boycott page actually predates the Coulter/GOProud flap, although the most recent entries there do refer to it.

Ann Coulter To Appear On The A-List

The most repulsive woman in the world is going to appear on the worst show in the history of television. That seems rather appropriate. Via Logo:

Hold on to your cowboy hats kids because there is a big surprise coming up on The A-List Dallas — an appearance from none other than Ms. Ann Coulter. While Ms. Coulter’s political viewpoints are a frequent source of debate, she has always been somewhat supportive of the gay community. In fact, Go Proud, the conservative gay organization, recently named Coulter “Honorary Chair and Gay Icon.” Gay Icon being the highest order in most political organizations – next to Class Treasurer and Historian.

Logo's entire announcement reads as if it was written by GOProud.

Ann Coulter Joins GOProud

From GOProud's press release:

Coulter’s official title will be “Honorary Chair and Gay Icon.” “Ann Coulter is a brilliant and fearless leader of the conservative movement, we are honored to have her as part of GOProud’s leadership,” said Christopher Barron, Chairman of GOProud’s Board. “Ann helped put our organization on the map. Politics is full of the meek, the compromising and the apologists – Ann, like GOProud, is the exact opposite of all of those things. We need more Ann Coulters.” “I am honored to serve in this capacity on GOProud’s Advisory Council, and look forward to being the Queen of fabulous,” said Coulter.

Coulter opposes same-sex marriage, ENDA, hate crimes laws, the repeal of DADT, and pretty much any LGBT rights legislation. Therefore, she's a perfect fit for the kapos at GOProud.

Skeletor: I'm Sick Of Gay People

But I bet she'll still let GOProud cut her another fat check to make "faggot" jokes to their faces.

GOProud Sells Skeletor's Autograph

Coulter: I'd Tell My Gay Son He's Adopted

It took GOProud's BFF three days to come up with that.

What If Ann Coulter Had A Gay Child?

The very concept strikes her dumb. Ahem.

Coulter: Gays Are Natural Conservatives

During her keynote at CPAC tonight, Ann Coulter responded to a question about the GOProud kerfuffle by saying, "I am as born again evangelical Christian as they come and I'm a friend of gays." Scattered applause followed. Of course, Coulter's definition of "friend" means opposing her friends' civil rights and calling them "faggots" right to their faces. Coulter then denounced the "radical left" for insisting that all gays joins them, because "gays are natural conservatives." Coulter also claims to have talked GOProud out of supporting same-sex marriage.

If you can bear it, here's the speech that preceded the above question and answer portion.

Coulter Vomits Up Another DADT Column

"Maybe we could have an all-gay service! They'd be allowed to wear camouflage neckerchiefs (a la Paul Lynde) and camo capri pants. To avoid any sexual harassment claims, they'd have to have their own barrack, which we could outfit with a dance club, a cosmo bar and a counseling center called 'The Awkward Place.' Their band would mostly play show tunes, and soldiers captured by the enemy would be taught to reveal only their name, rank and seasonal color analysis ('I am Private First Class Jeffrey Smith, and I'm a 'winter.'') They wouldn't be allowed in combat, however, for the same reason women aren't – it takes them too long to get ready." - GOProud's BFF Ann Coulter, writing for World Net Daily.

Ann Coulter On DADT

"Liberals don't care. Their approach is to rip out society's foundations without asking if they serve any purpose. Why do we have immigration laws? What's with these borders? Why do we have the institution of marriage, anyway? What do we need standardized tests for? Hey, I like Keith Richards -- why not make heroin legal? Let's take a sledgehammer to all these load-bearing walls and just see what happens!

"For liberals, gays in the military is a win-win proposition. Either gays in the military works, or it wrecks the military, both of which outcomes they enthusiastically support. But since you brought up gays in the military, liberals, let's talk about Bradley Manning. He apparently released hundreds of thousands of classified government documents as a result of being a gay man in 'an awkward place.' Any discussion of 'don't ask, don't tell' should begin with Bradley Manning. Live by the sad anecdote, die by the sad anecdote." - GOProud's BFF Ann Coulter, in an essay declaring that history's most notorious spies and traitors have been gay.

Coulter's piece manages to work in references to Cher, Lady Gaga, Liza Minnelli, Patti LaBelle, "butt-less chaps," The Wizard Of Oz, Halloween, Greenwich Village, and Steven Slater.

Stop Scaring Ann Coulter!

Poor Ann Coulter is so upset by her hate mail that she has had her address removed from the public record in Palm Beach County, Florida. People who petition the county can have their homes removed from the property appraisers' rolls if they can demonstrate they are the victims of stalking or harassment.

Coulter, 45, has called Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards a ''faggot'' and said she wished he would be killed by terrorists. She once said President Clinton ''could be a lunatic'' and wrote of a group of widows of men killed in the World Trade Center that she had 'never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much.''

So maybe it came as no surprise when somebody delivered a greeting card to her home in March with this salutation: ``You self-aggrandizing -- sociopath!! The only thing left after a nuclear war are you and cockroaches.''

So far the extent of the harassment appears to be a rather mild phone call, a "go fuck yourself" letter, and an unseen person calling her a "cunt" from the yard next door. But as we know, the internet is forever and having one's name removed from a property appraiser's list doesn't exactly make one invisible. More to come on this, I'm sure. Anyway, what's Coulter so afraid of? Didn't she just announce that she wished the Islamists would issue a fatwa on her? And now she's worried about a couple of curse words?