Dickipedia: Ted Nugent

(Tipped by JMG reader Claude)

Ted Nugent: My Critics Are Smelly, Dirty Communists Who Hate America

Ted Nugent: I'm A Gay Pirate

Raw Story reports:

Responding to criticism from CNN’s Wolf Blitzer about his use of Nazi rhetoric when talking about President Barack Obama, rocker Ted Nugent lashed back at Blitzer today stating that, if Wolf Blitzer is a journalist, he is a ‘gay pirate from Cuba.’ According to Oliver Willis at Media Matters, Nugent is denying that he has a history of making bigoted and misogynistic comments, stating: “All the negative stuff is dishonest, all the really wonderful stuff is accurate.” Nugent has become the focus of Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott’s campaign for governor in the past few days due to his colorful history and statements.

Last month Nugent called President Obama a "subhuman mongrel" and a "chimpanzee." Which is totally not racist.

Media Matters: Right-Wing Rodeo

Ted Nugent: President Obama Is A Chimpanzee And A Subhuman Mongrel

Via Mediaite:

Self-professed fecal draft-dodger Ted Nugent, who is not racist because he profits from black music, was interviewed by Guns.com at the almost-aptly-named SHOT Show 2014 about a variety of topics, and had a few more choice words for President Obama, whom Nugent once said (from a distance) should “suck on my machine gun.” Toward the end of the interview, Nugent referred to the President as a “subhuman mongrel” and a “chimpanzee,” while also asserting that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has “spare scrotums.”

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World Net Daily, of course.

Ted Nugent: I Might Run For President

His own proposed campaign slogan: "Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president."

She Totally Forgot

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Ted Nugent: Boycott Chicago

"When you start bending over spiritually and intellectually to people who take care of you all day, you can pretend by boycotting a single city with a stand your ground law that somehow you don’t have to boycott Chicago, where 700 people are slaughtered every year because they’re not standing their ground.  They’re let out of their cages to create more brutal murder, and rape, and car-jackings and slaughter of innocents.” - Ted Nugent, responding to calls to boycott Florida over the Zimmerman verdict.

Ted Nugent: I Might Run For President

The Washington Post reports that Ted Nugent is considering a run for president.

“Things are just so wrong in the country now,” Nugent said. “And I know that my answers would make things wonderful, unless you just refuse to produce, and then I’d recommend that you move to Canada. Or Illinois.” He even has a slogan picked out: “Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.” The musician and gun enthusiast has flirted with politics before, talking about a run for governor of Michigan in 2006 and 2010.

Nugent has yet to come through on his promise that he would be "dead or in prison" if President Obama was reelected.

Ted Nugent: Soldiers Commit Suicide Because Obama Hates The Constitution

"We have an epidemic, an unprecedented increase in heroes of the U.S. military committing suicide, and I'm going to tell you why. And I'm sure the leftist blogs are going to attack me, misquote me, but I'll tell you why more and more warrior heroes of the military are killing themselves: Because they are in absolute frustration and heartbreak that their boss, their Commander-In-Chief violates the Constitution that he has made an oath to while their hero warrior blood brothers are being blown to smithereens and blown up while executing their oath to the same Constitution that the president, the vice president, and the attorney general violate. There is a heartbreak in the warrior community." - Ted Nugent, speaking on Alex Jones' radio show.

Ted Nugent On Sick Days

"I have got to keep myself healthy so I can go on the road and rock my balls off 75 or 80 nights a year, so that I can take the hunting season off.  I can’t wait for a check. I don’t get any sick days. I don’t believe in sick days, so I take care of myself so I’m not sick because if I don’t go to work, I don’t get a paycheck. This is how most of America operates. We would be offended to be a recipient of this vulgar food stamp orgy or the Obama phones or any of the bloodsucking orgy that is crippling America today.” - Ted Nugent, adding to Breitbart News that the GOP "has lost their scrotum."

Ted Nugent & Pink Martini

Oregonians and music fans were amused last night to notice that Ted Nugent had been seated in the SOTU gallery right next to Thomas Lauderdale, the Occupy-supporting and openly gay founder of Pink Martini, Portland's famed "little orchestra."  Lauderdale reports that he and Nugent had a pleasant conversation about hunting.

From their official YouTube channel, here's a recent Pink Martini performance of Lauderdale's song, Sympathique, with co-author China Forbes on vocals.

Ted Nugent Linked To Eugene Delgaudio

The national media is going nuts today on the news that Ted Nugent, who has threatened to kill the president, will attend tonight's State Of The Union address as a guest of Texas GOP Rep. Steve Stockman, who has called for Obama's impeachment over gun control.  Stockman's spokesman, Donny Ferguson (left), yesterday promised that Nugent won't bring guns to the Capitol and will be "fun and respectable."  Ferguson added that Stockman will be live-tweeting the address with the hashtag #YouLie and probably won't heckle the president verbally from his seat.

Donny Ferguson's name rang a bell for JMG reader Blair, who tips us that he used to be the right-hand man for Virginia crackpot and anti-gay hate group leader Eugene Delgaudio.   The blog Real Loudoun wrote about Ferguson in November:

Donny Ferguson, former aide to as yet unindicted Supervisor Eugene Delgaudio (R-Sterling), is the subject of a fascinating investigative story by PBS Frontline showing how Donny has applied the lessons of dirty politics, smear campaigns, and dubiously legal fundraising pioneered by his mentor Delgaudio. Donny, as many Loudoun residents know, is the mastermind of periodic sleazy robocalls which attempt to spread dirt on candidates just before an election. Because his “American Tradition Partnership” claims to be a “social welfare non-profit” organization, it is allowed only to “educate” voters on “issues,” not endorse candidates. It is illegal for such organizations to coordinate with campaigns.

It's a full circle of crackpottery.

Ted Nugent To Attend SOTU

This after Nugent wrote yesterday on World Net Daily that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are "lisping their ebonic mumbo-jumbo."

UPDATE: Right Wing Watch notes that Nugent has threatened to kill President Obama, Hillary Clinton, Sen. Dianne Feinstein, and Sen. Barbara Boxer by telling them all to "suck on my machine gun."

Wingnut Hero Ted Nugent: People On Welfare Shouldn't Be Allowed To Vote

"Let’s stop the insanity by suspending the right to vote of any American who is on welfare. Once they get off welfare and are self-sustaining, they get their right to vote restored. No American on welfare should have the right to vote for tax increases on those Americans who are working and paying taxes to support them. That’s insane. In addition to suspending a welfare recipient’s right to vote, we also need to get our voting system straightened out and eliminate voter fraud. We need to ensure that only Americans vote by requiring polling places to validate the identification of each voter. It shouldn’t take a Motown guitar slayer to come up with these common-sense bargaining chips before taxes are raised on the producers, which will further choke the economy. How about it, GOP?" - Faded rocker Ted Nugent, writing for the Moonie Times.