Victoria Jackson Updates Her "Smash Hit"

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As a follow up to the smash hit, "There's a Communist Living in the White House," we have had 7 years to accumulate more information about the mysterious man who was voted into office by the uninformed masses, the deceived and those voters living off of the government who simply want "free stuff". TV commentators keep asking, "Why is Obama releasing dangerous terrorists?" and "Why won't he call it what it is?" Maybe because he is one of them. Maybe he is our enemy. Maybe Obama is a Muslim Jihadist. What's the difference between a Muslim and a Jihadist? If you follow Mohammed, you follow Mohammed.

TENNESSEE: Victoria Jackson Loses Primary Race For County Commissioner

Some good news out of Tennessee.

Victoria Jackson, the former “Saturday Night Live” cast member who has made a name for herself as an active tea party participant, conservative activist and outspoken opponent of President Barack Obama, has lost her bid to win a spot on the Williamson County Commission. Jackson received 632 votes, losing out to Judy Lynch Herbert, with 1,422 votes, and Betsy Hester, with 1,380 votes. There were also nine write-in votes. The County Commission has 12 districts with two commissioners in each district.

(Tipped by JMG reader Mike)

New Victoria Jackson Campaign Ad

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President Obama is a communist lying dictator. And something something something. Then she forgets the words.

TENNESSEE: The Thing That Ate Its Own Brain Is Running For Public Office

Cuckoo bird anti-gay crackpot and former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson, who sees communists everywhere, has declared her candidacy for county commissioner in Tennessee.

Jackson, who moved to Thompson’s Station last year, is petitioning as an independent to become a candidate for one of two District 2 commission seats, currently held by commissioners Betsy Hester and John Hancock. In recent years, Jackson has made a name for herself as an active Tea Party participant, conservative activist, outspoken opponent of President Barack Obama, and occasional Fox News contributor. Now, she wants to get directly involved at the local level. "I think the key to saving America is normal everyday citizens getting involved because we the people are supposed to be in control, not the government," Jackson said. "I had a political awakening in 2007. I’m tired of complaining. I want to do something."

Jackson is running as an independent because the GOP doesn't hate gays and Muslims hard enough.

UNRELATED: Some of you might remember that in 2012 I bum-rushed Jackson at the Democratic Convention for a selfie. I got my homofascist cooties all over her.

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UPDATE: Jackson is claiming that Fox producers edited her comments to make her look crazy. Seriously.

Chattanooga Koo Koo

"I disappeared for awhile because my family just moved to TN!! I love it so much! Smack dab in the buckle of the Bible belt. I'm gonna fight the Murfreesboro Mosque and Agenda 21 because I love this land, God's country. One of my neighbors keeps his horse in his front yard! I love that! I saw a cardinal, a bunny, a bird's nest and a calf in the middle of the highway. I'm in heaven!" - Victoria Jackson, writing on her Facebook page. (Tipped by JMG reader Kevin)

Victoria Jackson: Entitlements Are Slavery

Victoria Jackson Is Disgusted

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With a Mob Wives intro.

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Her clip description:

A Gay Rights Activist in a yellow Tshirt, (his gay activist group all wore matching yellow Tshirts), approached me on the street at the DNC and said "in 29 states, you can still be fired if you're gay or lesbian," I replied that one can also be fired for being a Christian. A stranger approached and joined the conversation saying that 13 year olds are being confused and taught to embrace homosexuality, and then he added that his mother had become a lesbian and that it had hurt his family... "My Mom's gay...it hurt my family...you're smiling...it's not even funny...."

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This is what was going on while I was sitting in radio row at the DNC while waiting for my turn on SiriusXM. I thought I might be on this clip in the background, but she whipped the camera around too quickly. When the NPR guy walked away is when I got homofascist cooties on her.

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BREAKING: Homofascist Blogger Gets Homogay Cooties On Crazy Woman

Quote Of The Day - Victoria Jackson

"How many times do people get pregnant from rape? It's point zero zero one percent. It's a joke. I read lots of articles. I know people, because I'm 53. I've know a lot of people, and I've actually never known anyone who got pregnant from being raped. And guess what? If I got raped, I would have the baby. And if I didn't want to keep it because I had these [mocking tone] horrible nightmares, I would adopt it out. But I think that God can turn a bad thing into a good thing. And that, if I got raped and a beautiful baby who was innocent was born out of it, that would be a blessing." - Math expert Victoria Jackson, speaking at the RNC to Michelangelo Signorile. Hit the link for the audio.

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The skit at the beginning? I can't even.

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Something something lesbians something Ellen something heroin addicts.

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Lesbians are like heroin addicts! Or something!

(Via Good As You)

Victoria Jackson: Only Communists And Fascists Believe In Climate Change

"This is the opposite of capitalism. It is the opposite of free enterprise and what made America the greatest nation in the world. This bill would be supported by the occupiers, Valerie Jarett, Van Jones, Obama, Lenin, Stalin, Mao, Castro, Communists, Fascists, Socialists, whatever you want to call it, it’s the government taking over. It’s the government picking the winners and losers. Even though it looks pretty on the outside it’s the way our country is being destroyed right now." - Victoria Jackson, speaking in opposition to a proposed alternative energy bill in Florida.