Rush Limbaugh: Hillary Clinton Faked The Gay Humans Of New York Viral Photo

"Where the Clintons are concerned, there are no coincidences with the Clintons. There just aren't any. And I feel very confident and safe speculating that this whole thing is as phony as it gets. We're supposed to believe a photographer walking the streets of New York City sees this kid crying on his stoop then takes his picture? And then the kid says this to the photographer 'I'm crying about my future because I'm gay and I'm really worried about my future and I don't think I'm going to be loved and it's going to be really hard out there.' The kids looks like he's 8 or 9. You know who the kid looks like? The kid looks like the kid that was in the gay pride parade last week- picture showed his mom proudly had him out there dressed up in some kind of rainbow colored drag queen get-up with a Roman crown of whatever on his head. This kid looks exactly like that kid. I'm not saying its the same kid. I'm just saying that's what this 8-year-old looks like. Anyway, its just a little too convenient." - Rush Limbaugh, speaking today on his radio show.

RELATED: The Humans Of New York story is here.

Alex Jones Melts Down Over Hillary 2016

World Net Daily Writer: American Gay Activists Are Like The Terrorists Of ISIS

"What I’d like to concentrate on at the moment is that the majority of the unfortunates in Iraq who are facing this genocide are Christians. Indeed, the majority of those being horribly persecuted by Muslims in nations across the Middle East and parts of Africa are Christians. In America, we are seeing a different methodology being used to disenfranchise Christians, but rest assured, many of the principals and operatives are the same people. Last week, President Obama took a break from his strenuous schedule of fundraising, golf and vacationing to make a surprise video appearance at the opening ceremonies of the 2014 Gay Games in Cleveland. Obama went out of his way to recognize the persecution of homosexuals in other countries, America’s openness and the acceptance of gays being part of the 'very idea' of America. So why has there been such an imperative around the inculcation of homosexuality into our culture? Activists would tell you they’re just stumping for the rights of homosexuals, but that’s twaddle. Were that the case, it wouldn’t take the wholesale indoctrination and attempts at the normalization of homosexuality we see daily." - Erik Rush, writing for World Net Daily.

PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: Erik Rush says Obama orchestrated the murders of several gay men, a Buzzfeed reporter, the White House dog trainer, and Andrew Breitbart. Erik Rush says Obama wants Christians declared insane and put in asylums. Erik Rush says that anybody who disagrees with him belongs in prison with Obama. Erik Rush says that journalists who criticize Mitt Romney should be imprisoned or executed.

Weird Al Yankovic - Foil

Weird Al is putting out a new video every day this week.

The funnyman’s latest song “Foil,” a parody of Lorde’s Grammy-winning hit “Royals,” starts out as an ode to aluminum foil. In the video, Yankovic plays the host of a cooking show who praises foil as the best way to preserve leftovers and “keep your sandwich and nice and fresh.” And then the song takes an unexpected turn, because Yankovic has another use for foil: making a tin hat. “Oh by the way I’ve cracked the code/ I figured out the shadow organizations /And the Illuminati knows / That they’re finally primed for world domination.” Despite the best efforts of his producer (played by comedian Patton Oswalt), Yankovic’s character launches into his theory about “puppet masters for a new world order,” and warns his viewers to “be aware / There’s always someone watching you.” He said he wears the tin hat made of foil to ward off “thought control rays and psychotronic scanning.”

Credit Joan Rivers

Tea Party hero and conspiracy theory crackpot supreme Alex Jones yesterday declared that the First Lady is a transsexual.

Joan Rivers talked about it the other day, and now it’s an international news story. The question is, ‘Who is Michelle Obama? Is she really a woman? Is she a man?’ Now, I’m not drawing any conclusions here. but I know this — it’s fair to question anything and everything this administration says. I can’t think of an administration in history that’s been caught with such a perfect record of everything they say and do being a lie or a fraud. These people are the authors of such tyranny that they shouldn’t whine and complain when the public doesn’t believe anything they’re saying — especially when every time I look at ‘Michelle’ or ‘Michael’ Obama, the First Lady, or First Tranny, something doesn’t look right. She doesn’t look like any black woman I’ve ever known. She’s got shoulders that are wider than a man’s, which physiologically doesn’t happen. You can put three heads on a man’s shoulders, and two heads on a woman’s shoulders — that’s a known anatomy.

In his typical fashion, Jones says the First Lady has a "chromosomal disorder" because of all the genetically modified food that Americans are forced to eat due to a super-secret international conspiracy. Or something. The clip below then ends with Jones pitching iodine supplements.

World Net Daily Founder Joseph Farah Caught With Loaded Gun At DC Airport

The SPLC reports:

Joseph Francis Farah, a leading ‘birther’ who runs the right-wing, conspiracy website WorldNetDaily, was reportedly caught by TSA agents on Sunday with a loaded .38-caliber revolver in his carry-on bag as he passed through security at Dulles International Airport outside Washington. Farah, who denounced TSA screening practices in a 2010 column, faces a class 1 misdemeanor charge for carrying a gun in an airport terminal, according to a spokesperson for the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority. He was released pending a summons. Farah founded WorldNetDaily with his wife in 1997 and serves as publisher and editor-in-chief. The site is a leading platform for far-right, fringe conspiracy theories, particularly about President Obama. Farah and arch-birther Jerome Corsi have used the site to spin wild conspiracies about the president. Corsi not only claims that Obama was born overseas but that he’s gay and Muslim and may have orchestrated the murder of his former gay lovers. WorldNetDaily, among other things, has blamed gays for the Holocaust, promoted the idea that white Americans should gather together and secede, predicted Obama would meet in person with Osama bin Laden if elected and said that LGBT people seek the “active recruitment of children.”

World Net Daily has thus far ignored the incident.

Alex Jones Goes To Dallas

Crackpot conspiracy theorist Alex Jones loaded his flying saucer with several dozen fellow crazies yesterday to descend on Dealey Plaza in Dallas so that they could, at last, reveal the truth about JFK's assassination. On Wednesday, Jones had exposed the super-secret plot of the Dallas police to kidnap him before the protest so that the truth never comes out. Unfortunately, that kidnapping plot was foiled and Jones and his band of asylum escapees were able to create headaches for local law enforcement.

RELATED: Yesterday I took the above photo on the Upper East Side, where Jones' brigade of batshittery has been tagging the sidewalks.

Alex Jones Explains Obamacare

CIA Declassifies Area 51

Another blow to the conspiracy theorists.

A newly declassified CIA history from 20 years ago spills the story about Nevada's Area 51 and its secret mission — which was not to study UFOs, but to test the U-2 and other spy planes. The CIA's story about the legendary test site is contained in "The Central Intelligence Agency and Overhead Reconnaissance: the U-2 and Oxcart Programs." The document was approved for release in June, with just a few remaining redactions, in response to a Freedom of Information request filed by George Washington University's National Security Archive back in 2005. The Groom Lake facility was also used for development of the U-2 spy plane's successors, including the Lockheed A-12 Oxcart and the D-21 Tagboard. Later on, Area 51 served as a test site for the F-117 stealth fighter. To this day, the area surrounding the facility has been closely guarded, and the airspace is off-limits to civilian air traffic. Such high levels of secrecy, combined with the occasional sightings of strange aircraft, have fueled UFO tales for decades.

Oh, well. There's always chemtrails.

Tweet Of The Day - Alex Jones

Even the wingnuts at Twitchy are mocking him. Of course, some of those folks also claimed that President Obama killed Andrew Breitbart with a subsonic death ray fired fired from a low-orbit satellite, so....

Glenn Beck: My Whistleblower Will Bring Down The Government Tomorrow

Via Right Wing Watch:

The last time Glenn Beck promised that he was about to blow the lid off of a scandal that was going to shake this nation to its core, the revelation turned out to an incoherent conspiracy theory that he ranted about for a week or two and then pretty much stopped talking about. So we are a little skeptical of the promise that he made at the top of his radio broadcast today that within the next twenty four hours, his The Blaze network will break a story that is going to rock the nation and take down the entire power structure.

Alex Jones Vs BBC Hosts

The BBC made the mistake of inviting crackpot conspiracy weirdo Alex Jones onto a Sunday chat show where Jones stayed true to form and went nuts. The host ended the interview by calling Jones "the worst person I ever interviewed." Watch the last minute or so.

Glenn Beck: Atheists Planted That Tornado Survivor With CNN's Wolf Blitzer

Ted Nugent: Soldiers Commit Suicide Because Obama Hates The Constitution

"We have an epidemic, an unprecedented increase in heroes of the U.S. military committing suicide, and I'm going to tell you why. And I'm sure the leftist blogs are going to attack me, misquote me, but I'll tell you why more and more warrior heroes of the military are killing themselves: Because they are in absolute frustration and heartbreak that their boss, their Commander-In-Chief violates the Constitution that he has made an oath to while their hero warrior blood brothers are being blown to smithereens and blown up while executing their oath to the same Constitution that the president, the vice president, and the attorney general violate. There is a heartbreak in the warrior community." - Ted Nugent, speaking on Alex Jones' radio show.

More Boston Bombing Crackpottery

From Porno Pete's BFF.

Media Matters: The Year Of Alex Jones

Bombing "Truthers" Launch Petition

Over 10,000 nutjobs have already signed.

We believe that within the chaos caused by the Boston Marathon explosion, two young men were wrongfully accused of something they did not do, and one of them has lost his life before even getting the opportunity of a proper trial. We do not wish to see blood of yet another innocent victim, someone who, by U.S. law, is innocent until proven guilty. It is vital to end this persecution, as all the conflicting information shown by the media, and footage from the incident, seen by people from all corners of the world, doesn't manifest itself as enough evidence to condemn Dzhokhar Tsarnaev of this heinous crime.

One presumes these are the same people that believe Sandy Hook was a federal plot.

Headline Of The Day

Alex Jones isn't bothered by the news:

“It’s just standard,” Jones said. “Anyone you talk to is familiar with my show. When I go out in public, half the people I meet in this country and in other countries too say they listen to my show. The show is bigger than the mainstream media admits.” Tamerlan was identified by police as one of the two Boston Marathon bombers, and later killed in a shootout with police overnight on Friday.  Alex Jones said he’s reached out to the Tsarnaev family since the suspects were identified. “He could be a listener,” Alex Jones said. “It could be true. I’ve talked to the family and most of them are listeners. My show is anti-terrorism and my show exposes that most of the events we’ve seen have been provocateured.”

(Tipped by JMG reader Birdie)

Quote Of The Day: Stella Tremblay

"Just as you said would happen. Top Down, Bottom UP. The Boston Marathon was a Black Ops 'terrorist' attack. One suspect killed, the other one will be too before they even have a chance to speak. Drones and now 'terrorist' attacks by our own Government. Sad day, but a "wake up" to all of us. First there was a 'suspect' then there wasnt. Infowars broke the story and they knew they had been 'found out'." - New Hampshire GOP state Rep. Stella Tremblay, posting on Glenn Beck's Facebook page.

Glenn Beck: Government Is Covering Up Saudi Link To Boston Bombing

It's so far beyond Benghazi that it's criminal.