NASA Mission Nears Pluto

Clip recap:

The New Horizons mission will help us understand worlds at the edge of our solar system by making the first reconnaissance of the dwarf planet Pluto and by venturing deeper into the distant, mysterious Kuiper Belt – a relic of solar system formation. Following a January 2006 launch, New Horizons is currently about 2.95 billion miles from home; the spacecraft is healthy and all systems are operating normally.

The flyby takes place on July 14th.

A Dispatch From Planet Loontunia

Obama is going to arm and deputize the Bloods and the Crips for the coming uprising against true American patriots! And other stuff!

Happy Solar Flare

Via the Telegraph:

NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory has captured dramatic footage of a powerful X-class solar flare erupting on the surface of the Sun. Harmful radiation from a flare cannot pass through Earth's atmosphere to physically affect humans on the ground, however – when intense enough – they can disturb the atmosphere in the layer where GPS and communications signals travel. This flare was classified as an X1.8-class flare – X-class denotes the most intense flares, while the number provides more information about its strength.

The View On Comet 67P

Spacecraft Lands Safely On Comet 67P

Neil deGrasse Tyson Trolls Creationists

"The Crab Nebula is about 6,500 light years from Earth. According to some beliefs, that’s the age of the whole universe, but if the universe were only 6,500 years old, how could we see light from anything more distant than the Crab Nebula? We couldn’t. To believe in a universe as young as 6,000 or 7,000 years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy, not to mention the light from all the other hundred billion galaxies in the observable universe." - Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, in Sunday's episode of Cosmos, which focused on the speed of light.

Gay Rights Rape Christian Parents

"The problem is that these days, what constitutes human rights abuses, terrorism, and violations of humanitarian law is very much in the eye of the propagandist. These days, elitist faction judges cite human rights violations as they rape the parental authority of Christian parents who seek to raise their children to believe that homosexuality is wrong and sinful behavior." - Three times failed presidential candidate and three times failed Senate candidate Alan Keyes, somehow tying gay rights to the UN Arms Trade Treaty.

And Teabagistan Goes Insane

Two Bills, one selfie. Already having fun at #CGI2013 MT @BillGates A @billclinton selfie as we sat down to talk http://t.co/iK4Y7tGFIY
— Bill Clinton (@billclinton) September 24, 2013

According to Michelle Malkin's Twitchy site, the above tweet posted today by Bill Clinton is an obvious and filthy reference to the "scat-fetish porn flick 2 Girls, 1 Cup." Seriously! And they got lots of tweets from people who agree! Therefore it's totally true!