This Is An Ad For Something

Ad Week scratches their head:

Poo-Pourri's marketing team would like you to know its odor-trapping spray isn't just for poo. You can use it to save water, too, by not flushing your pee. To make its case, the company is out with an ad featuring a foul-mouthed octogenarian who spouts a steaming stream of double entendres about urinating. It's trying for the same kind of willfully gross irony as the brand's popular past ads with their fancy British accents. But the randy granny might not be as charmingly refined as the well-dressed socialite, or as ridiculous as Santa Claus caught on the throne. So far, a good number of YouTube commenters just seem baffled. That's understandable.

The clip has 1.7M views already.

Concerned Women Are Concerned About The President's Dirty Potty Mouth

Never missing a chance, however asinine, to slam the president, the Concerned Women for America are outraged, outraged I tells ya, that Obama said "ass" during a press conference.

Last year, the only butts the president was looking to kick were the unhealthy cigarettes he was chain smoking. But on Monday, his rhetoric changed … and coarsened. The news was abuzz with what President Obama told NBC’s “Today” show: “I don’t sit around just talking to experts because this is a college seminar, we talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose a** to kick.” Way to be a role model, Mr. President. At the same time you’re cheapening the office of President, you’re also using words we’re trying to teach our kids not to use. “But Mom, why can’t I swear? The president does it!” How does your swearing lend “hope” to the nation? What kind of “change” does it bring? I’ll tell you what kind. My young son can now feel completely vindicated in using coarse language and acting like a bully. Why? Because, sir, you did it. Not only did you swear, but you did it in such a manner that the threat behind it wasn’t even veiled. Is this what you want for the children of America? Is this what you want for your little girls?

What a fucking load of damn ass hell crapola, ladies. Oops, don't let your son read JMG!

Better Off Ted Outtakes

Obviously, none of these bits aired. Very very NSFW.