Liberty Counsel's Day Of Purity 2014

According to the Liberty Counsel, leftists are forcing Christians to fuck before marriage.

There are those in today’s culture that are trying to silence those who believe that sex should be saved until marriage between a husband and a wife. They say they want tolerance and diversity, but what they really want is to silence anyone who believes in traditional values and traditional family. You have the right to speak and be heard. Be mature and speak out for what you know is right and true.

Purity Ball Tickets: $69

For a mere $69 each, fathers and their virginal teen daughters can cavort at a grand Purity Ball which will culminate in a celebration of intact hymens.

Dads, escort your daughter to an unforgettable event where hundreds of young ladies dressed in formal attire and their dashing fathers will celebrate purity! This extraordinary evening includes an elegant atmosphere, pictures, gourmet dinner and dessert, flowers, music and other surprises sure to delight both father and daughter. Legacy’s President and popular speaker, Carrie Abbott, will deliver a unique message to dads and daughters and our Master of Ceremonies will facilitate a purity covenant.

From the FAQ page:

Will fathers/daughters feel comfortable at the Purity Ball if they don’t regularly attend church? Answer: Yes! In fact this would be a great opportunity to expose pre-Christian friends to the love of Jesus Christ in a non-threatening way. It will be an uplifting event for all who attend!

Pre-Christian. That's a new one. Source.

The Purity Bear Says "Don't Fuck"

Valentine's Day is the Liberty Counsel's National Day Of Purity. Because if you don't fuck outside of marriage you'll go to heaven where nobody has the AIDS. The not-at-all creepy Purity Bear sets you straight in the clip below.

Don't Be Gay Today

The Liberty Counsel is asking young people to be especially not-gay for Valentine's Day. Hundreds of high schools are participating. SRSLY.

How To Definitely Prove You Aren't Gay

When you are the rumored-to-be-gay Jonas brother, a very late-to-the-game, extremely badly danced Single Ladies routine should put those pesky net whispers to rest. As a bonus, you get to appear bravely gay-friendly for doing it in semi-drag.

RELATED: Mother Jonas says she won't hate her sons if they fail in their famous purity pledge."They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone. If they make a mistake, I'm not going to hate them. I don't think they are above or below being seduced. I would be foolish if I thought that. I pray for them."