Tweet Of The Day - Tea Party Cat

Tweet Of The Day - Andy Borowitz

Tweet Of The Day - DC Mayor Gray

Tweet Of The Day - Keith Olberman

For the tender cubs, here's what he's talking about.

Tweet Of The Day - Ed Helms

For those unaware, Helms is one of the stars of The Office and The Hangover films.

Tweet Of The Day

I ran South Florida multiplexes for AMC Theatres back in another lifetime, so this amuses me greatly.

Tweet Of The Day - Andy Borowitz

Tweet Of The Day - Betty White

Betty White joined Twitter yesterday and had 100,000 followers by the end of the day.

Tweet Of The Day - Ruth Buzzi

Tweet Of The Day - Lady Gaga

Tweet Of The Day - Chad Ochocinco

New England Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco will probably be in the news tomorrow after this stunt. Sylvia's just tweeted back that they're ready. I bet they aren't. Ochocinco has over three million Twitter followers.

Tweet Of The Day - Alison Moyet

Tweet Of The Day - Billy Crystal

Tweet Of The Day

Buzzfeed notes that Romney actually got the quote wrong.

Tweet Of The Day - Staples

Several times today Staples has responded on Twitter to questions about anti-gay marriage petition gathering in their Washington state stores. We haven't yet gotten a more official statement, but it's looking like a regional manager may have overstepped his authority.

Tweet Of The Day

Tweet Of The Day - RuPaul

Tweet Of The Day - Yoko Ono

I do enjoy Yoko's tweets. I really do.

Tweet Of The Day - Fred Karger

Tweet Of The Day - Warren Throckmorton