Main | Thursday, January 11, 2007

Morning View - Pigeon Predator

I found this giant Red-Tailed Hawk enjoying a pigeon in Central Park. A nearby photographer mentioned that this particular hawk is the son of the famous Pale Male, the hawk that lives on Mary Tyler Moore's balcony and has created so much controversy. I say we import another couple of thousand hawks. Kill all dem pigeons! Kill 'em now!

Related: Pale Male, The Movie. Not kidding.

UPDATE: It was requested that I repost my anti-pigeon limerick:

Pigeons, dey's just feathered rats
Dey's make more noise than fucking cats
Me and neighbors, in cahoots
Stomp them with our steely boots
Make dey's little heads go splats


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