Main | Sunday, February 18, 2007

Gung Hay Fat Choy

Happy Chinese New Year. We are now in the Year Of The Pig. As I was born in a Piggy Year (ahem), I checked out my Chinese horoscope:

According to customary superstition, these people are not vengeful creatures. If someone tries to take advantage of them, the pig type tend to withdraw to reflect on the problem and protect themselves. The people of the pig type are conservative creatures of habit. They dislike being made to travel too far from familiar surroundings, unless it is a trip to the countryside. They love nature and are never happier than when they are out somewhere, far from the city.

Allow me to snort in derision, pig-style. Stupid untrue Chinese horoscopes. However, some other Pig people: Elton John, Morrissey, Kevin Spacey. Hmmm.


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