Fun With Shoppers

Food Emporium, 1st & 72nd, 7pm

I'm standing in the bread aisle when a package of hot dogs comes flying past me and slams into the display, making me jump.

Seething Man: Why the FUCK do they sell hot dogs when they don't sell BUNS?!?

Joe (piquantly): Why the fuck do they sell light bulbs when they don't sell lamps?

He was probably right to call me an asshole.