Quote Of The Day II - Mary Crangle

"There is no possible medical, nonsexual assistance that a partially naked person could possibly be rendering to another naked person in the position described." - New York state arbitrator Mary Crangle, ruling that two female high school teachers had been fucking in an empty Brooklyn classroom. The teachers claimed that one had been feeling faint from low blood sugar and the other was just, you know, making her comfortable. Both have been terminated.