Main | Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Fourth Reich Arrives

You knew this was coming.
Please make plans to attend this exciting event, the first quadrennial convention of the Christian Party of America, at which we will introduce our party to the nation. The list of speakers includes Michael Peroutka (former Presidential candidate), Dr. Patrick L. Wooden, Sr. (Pastor of the Upper Room Church of God in Christ), Tami Fitzgerald (Director of Vote for Marriage NC), Jeff Lewis (Co-Director of the Patriot Coalition), Don Watson (CPA National Vice-Chairman), and Clell M. Drumheller, II (CPA National Chairman). Also, there will be various activities for all in attendance. Besides, you will have the opportunity to tour the beautiful eastern North Carolina area.
Leading the convention's anti-gay marriage seminar will be none other than Pastor Patrick "Gay Men Wear Diapers" Wooden, who presumably will demonstrate once again how homosexuals "give birf to cell phones out they spinxsters." (Via Good As You)

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