Swag Girl!

In the daytime, she's quietly foxy photo editor Emily D, but at night, she rips off those identity-concealing glasses and becomes Swag Girl!

Swag Girl is seen here posing with my latest booty, courtesy of DC Comics. What happens when you tell the world that you've never held a comic book? A package is mysteriously couriered to your office. Thanks very much to DC Comics! Now then, have I mentioned that I've never held an HD-TV?