Bulking Up With Pat

"Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg-press 2000 pounds! How does he do it? Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman? One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients." (- via CBN)

Pat Robertson's Protein Shake Recipe:

1. Puree the souls of 10 gay teens driven to suicide by Exodus.

2. Add 12oz. finely chopped placards of bloody fetuses (see Operation Rescue for supply).

3. Obtain copy of U.S. Constitution, remove 1st Amendment, shred and sprinkle in.

4. Mix in stem cells. (Original lines only!)

5. Insert feeding tube and enjoy!

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