Hungry, Hungry Unicorn
As I love to pass along new expressions, such as angertwink and urban cougar, allow me to present hungry unicorn, which I felt compelled to look up after somebody landed on JMG while Googling it.
I have never performed a hungry unicorn.
Not that there's anything wrong with it.
UPDATE: Just in case you were wondering, and I know you were, the top Google searches that bring people here remain this and this. I'm number one! I'm number one! Sigh. This one still makes me laugh, however.