The Go-To Guy
I'm walking past our conference room where one of the sales teams is having a meeting. Somebody inside says, "We should just ask Joe. He's gay, he's got to know." I swivel smoothly on one foot and stick my head inside the room. "The answer is yes, it does hurt. But only at first. Usually."
I'm the go-to guy around here. There have been no requests for clarification.