Mike Jones - Man Of Steel (Balls)

My hat is off to Mike Jones, but I worry for his future in Colorado, with so many of the Zombie Army Of God likely plotting his demise in something other than the traditional fiery pit of hell. I can only imagine the volume of death threats that must be pouring in. (photo via Towleroad.)

RELATED: Watch Haggard admit hiring Jones (to get a massage) and buying meth from him (to throw it away.) Haggard claims he was "referred" to Jones' massage services by a Denver hotel, but now he can't remember which hotel.

UPDATE: The Advocate interviews Mike Jones.