Drag Queen Denounces Gay Marriage

An elderly transvestite wearing a stunning jewel-encrusted gown vehemently spoke against gay marriage today, saying, "If I can't happily nail the sweet, sweet can of any prepubescent boy that I want, then nobody else deserves to be happy either." And with that, he broke into a tortured lip-sync performance of Kim Weston's It Should Have Been Me.

Dueling Divas Download:
Kim Weston -It Should Have Been Me (Tamla/Motown 1963)
Gladys Knight -It Should Have Been Me (Tamla/Motown 1968)
Yvonne Fair -It Should Have Been Me (Tamla/Motown 1975)