Shivering With Antici...

UPDATE: Above: The actual iPhone.

Is everybody just sitting out there on white plastic pins and needles, waiting for today's big product announcement at Macworld? Trembling with unimaginable delight at whatever Steve Jobs is going to unveil? Tapping your credit card nervously on the edge of your keyboard, ready to BUY BUY BUY it, whatever it is? Because You. Must. Have. It? Or maybe you're just wondering if Jobs is going to jail.

UPDATE: Below: A smart-phone size comparison.