February 14th I'll be performing in WYSIWYG's Worst.Sex.Ever. This will be the fourth annual installment of the Valentine's Day show in which the performers recount their all-time worst sexual experiences. Advance tickets are available here, this show always sells out. Um, if you happen to be a certain short Latino bodybuilder who lives on W.49th in Hell's Kitchen, you might wanna miss this show. I'm just sayin'.