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Inspired by Johnny's post, here's my own Britney moment from a Halloween party in 1999. I was supposed to be Bill Goldberg, the wrestler, hence the fake tattoo. And don't bother piling on with any comments on my bod. These days, I'm less Bill Goldberg, more Danny Devito. Le sigh. And very soon, I won't need a Halloween party to sport a shaved melon. Double le sigh. But doesn't Britney look like a WeHo twink? Just add some freedom rings and a Don't Panic t-shirt. Anyway, despite universal disapproval from my peeps at the time, I kinda dug my shaved head. Nature is about to force the issue, anyhow.
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