Better The Drag Queen You Know

Is nobody else terrified by the concept of 250 marching Kylie Minogue-impersonating drag queens? Can somebody please send me a picture of this? I want to file it in my ever-burgeoning Signs Of The End Times folder. Similar to my feelings on Madonna, I'm not a Kylie fan, but I'm not not a fan. Got that? Never having attended Sydney's Mardi Gras is perhaps my greatest failing as a professional homosexual. Sigh.