Last night a feisty pre-Black Party crowd swarmed the Eagle, where I found myself in group of the New York Boys Of Leather, chatting with a cute young FTM named Kyle. I can't recall how the topic came up, but Kyle hipped me to the FTM portmanteau du jour: "clock". Clit + cock = clock. Everybody got that? Now you know. Tonight NYBOL and MetroBears are staging a Bailey House benefit at the Dugout, 8pm - midnite.