Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

The Dugout, Sunday, 7pm

Bear 1: Actually, I think it's about over. I mean, I love him. But I don't love love him.

Bear 2: So you gonna cut him loose? Or just turn him into a friend-with-benefits?

Bear 1: Oh, definitely friend-with-benefits. Cuz when he fucks me, he fuck fucks me.