Madonna: I'm Not 50, I'm 36

Madonna would like everybody to know that according to the Kabbalah priests she hired to calculate her age by "channeling her spirit", tomorrow will only be her 36th birthday, not her 50th. Friends, employees, and acolytes have been ordered NOT to mention the five-oh number tomorrow. Kabbalah nudniks aside, I like the concept of a spiritual age, some people do act younger or older than they are.