Mormons To Plant Hate In 1 Million Yards

The Mormon Church is coordinating a plan to put one million "Yes On 8" signs in Californians' front yards on September 22nd. Boyd K. Packer, the president of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of The Magic Underwear, has laid out the plan in a detailed message to the presidents of their klutches, or whatever you call a Mormon diocese. The sign planting will be done in a massive collaboration with other Christianist groups.

UPDATE: There is debate as to the authenticity of this story, both in the comments here and on Daily Kos.