I Am Cool

I may be old, but at least my niece thinks I'm cool. And I love how a well-placed Mickey Mouse sticker can make up for any mistake. If only that worked for us today. Not pictured: a less refined drawing from my nephew which my sister translated on the back. "This is Uncle Joe pretending to be a girl wearing a skirt." For real. These kids may have four gay uncles and no aunts, but we're totally all football and power tools around them. No, really. I'm sensing a malicious mistranslation.