Daily Grumble

For about a week I've been getting multiple daily robocalls to my cell that warn me that my car warranty is about to expire. "This is your FINAL notice!" On Sunday they almost filled up my voicemail, so yesterday I waited forever to get an actual person on the line so I could tell them I haven't owned a car this century. Turns out, of course, that it's a scam from some shysters in Massachusetts that are selling car warranties. I told the agent to "stop fucking calling me" and she said, "Well, we fucking will." Which made me laugh. But they called back this morning. Three times. Maybe I should have been nicer.