Dick Cheney Doesn't Know Why Everybody Thinks He's A Complete Douche Nozzle

Dick Cheney has an approval rating of 29% and he says he doesn't know why. From his hometown newspaper, the Casper Star-Tribune:

How do you explain your low approval rating?

"I don't have any idea. I don't follow the polls. My experience has been over the years that if you govern based upon poll numbers, upon trying to improve your overall poll ratings, people I've encountered who do that are people who won't make tough decisions. And the job the president has and those who advise him is to make those basic fundamental decisions for the nation that nobody else is authorized or able to make."

Patriot Act. Abu Graib. Guantanamo. Halliburton. Blackwater. Wiretapping. Torture. Iraq. Yeah, eight years of playing the evil puppet master to to our Dunce In Chief and he has no idea why everybody loathes him.