Santorum Flashback

I was starting to do a post about some bullshit Rick Santorum is up to, but I got such a case of the giggles from this old 2006 photo of his kids that I had to run it again. Anyway the story is here, but the Santorum-encrusted pull quote is something about why we'll never see democracy in an Islamic nation.

“A democracy could not exist because Mohammed already made the perfect law,” Santorum said. “The Quran is perfect just the way it is, that’s why it is only written in Islamic.”

What is this "Islamic" language he speaks of? And I still want to know why his 12 year-old daughter wore the same outfit as her doll.