This Week In Holy Crimes

Over the last seven days.....

Missouri: Pastor Robert M. Black busted in internet underage sex sting.
California: Sunday school teacher Melissa Huckaby arrested for murdering 8 year-old girl.
Texas: Pastor Robert Baker charged with murdering wife.
Virginia: Pastor Ana Paula Almeida charged with rape of 14 year-old.
Tennessee: Church youth volunteer Matthew Jernigan charged with two counts of child rape.
Georgia: Pastor Otis Ray Hope charged in $1.75M bank fraud.
California: Pastor John Bonine pleads guilty 16 counts of child molestation. He was charged with 107 counts.
New York: Pastor Merton Parks charged with possessing child pornography.
North Carolina: Pastor Richard Dent confesses to swindling elderly sisters of $60,000.
Texas: Father Thomas Teczar convicted of molesting 11 year-old boy.

This week's winner:
New York: Staten Island Episcopal Rev. William Blasingame charged with embezzling $85,000 from his parish. He used the money for Botox injections, plastic surgery, prescription drugs, and designer clothes. Yes, the photo probably confirms what you are thinking.