Not Pictured: Brooke Shields

Some people are upset with a new Calvin Klein billboard in Soho which, according to the NY Daily News, shows "a teenage girl in a threesome - with suggestions of a foursome."

"It's borderline pornographic," said neighborhood resident Lisa Marchese, 36, a marketing specialist who was disturbed by the youthfulness of the models. "They all look so young, particularly the girl. And to portray them in a threesome - it's just taking it too far." The ad depicts a topless young woman lying on top of a barechested boy while kissing a second shirtless male. They're on a sofa, and below them a third male - pants and shirt unbuttoned - is lying on the floor. Asked about the message in the ad, a Calvin Klein spokesman said the "intention was to create a very sexy campaign that speaks to our targeted demographic."

Free Republic, of course, is flogging this story in their Homosexual Agenda file. Well, the dude on the couch does have his head in the other guy's lap.