The Day After Tomorrow + Deep Impact

According to the Pakistan Daily, the brutal winter being experienced across North America and Europe has been caused not by global warming or just bad luck, but by a "high-energy beam fired into the upper heavens from the United States High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) radar facility in Ramfjordmoen, Norway" which has resulted in the "unimpeded thermal inversion of the exosphere, which is the outermost layer of Earth’s atmosphere."

So powerful has this thermal inversion become that reports from the United States are stating that their critical crops of strawberries, oranges, and other fruits and vegetables grown in their Southern States, are being destroyed by record cold temperatures. The US is further reporting record amounts of snowfall in what they are now warning may be their worst winter in 25 years. Reports from the United Kingdom today are, likewise, showing a Nation in chaos as brutal cold temperatures continue to batter the British people suffering under the worst snow blizzards to hit them in almost 50 years. So dire has it become in the UK that their National Grid yesterday issued only its second warning in its entire history stating that their Nation’s gas supply was running out due to this unprecedented event.

Just so you know. Also, there's a "giant mysterious object" approaching the Earth.