Maryland Pol Introduces Bill To Bar Recognition Of Same-Sex Marriage

Alarmed by the imminent prospect of happy homo skipping gaily down the aisle in Washington DC and jealous that Harry Bishop wears the mantle of the state's most famous bigot, Maryland state House Delegate Emmett Burns has introduced a bill that would ban recognition of same-sex marriages from any foreign or domestic jurisdiction. The bill also declares that such unions are "against the public policy of the state of Maryland."

Previous attempts at similar legislation have died in the state House Judiciary Committee, but at least Burns will get to polish his cred with the Jeebus crowd and move up to Maryland's VP Of Hate.