CPAC-ers Explode In Joy As Dick Cheney Makes Surprise Appearance

Horrifying. Terrifying. War criminal sends vacant-eyed zombies into frenzy over hint of 2012 presidential run.

RELATED: Ben Smith at Politico today notes that "conservative activist" Chris Barron is behind the Draft Cheney movement. Smith doesn't appear to know that Barron is the head of GOProud. Here's his official Draft Cheney site. That's right folks, a gay man is spearheading the drive to make the second-most detested politician of the 21st century our next president.