NH Rep. Nancy Elliott Doesn't Do Anal

New Hampshire state Rep. Nancy Elliott wants to repeal same-sex marriage because "we're talking about taking the penis of a man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. And you have to think, would I want that to be done to ME?" According to Elliott, now that same-sex marriage is legal in her state, teachers are being FORCED to show fifth graders how to wriggle their penises around in excrement. Or something.